Haha...so, I technically left, but my mom was gone today, so...I came back and wrote this...

Ok, actually, I wrote this a while ago, when I first joined, but I didn't publish it. So now I touched it up a bit and published it.

But yeah, anyway, since she was gone, I couldn't think of anything to do. So you guys are lucky. I wasn't planning on coming back for a long while.

Well, anyways, enjoy!

Oh, and some content might not be appropriate for young readers.

If you are under 13...kindly click the back button.

Its not that bad, but I don't want any angry mothers asking why there nine year olds are passing Smash or Pass. *cringes*

Yeah, so enjoy!

The fire crackled merrily, its dancing flames casting off a warm glow to the Cahills sitting around it.

Once again, they were at a reunion, and for once, they were bored stiff. Normally they were always arguing, always fighting, about something, but now they were just sitting, sipping hot chocolate, and staring at the mesmerizing orange fire.

Jonah was the most bored of them all. He kept tapping his leg with a beat that was only in his head, until it got in everyone else's head.

Sinead, who was also bored, snapped. "Jonah! Seriously, its obnoxious."

Jonah glared at her. "Well, brah, then you come up with something to do!"

Just then, Dan sprang forward. "Ok, guys. I have an awesome game!"

"Speak on." Ian said, where he was looking disgustedly at his hot chocolate as if it would hurt.

"Smash or Pass." Dan said.

Jonah choked on the sip of hot chocolate he had in his mouth, and Hamilton burst out laughing. Amy wheezed a little, and everyone else, the Holt twins, and the Starling boys coughed.

"Is that really an intellectual game?" Ted (Ned?) asked.

"Not really. But its funny." Ned (Ted?) replied.

Ian and Natalie looked at each other. "What is smash or pass?" Natalie asked, her accent dressing up the words nicely.

Sinead rolled her eyes. "An immature game." She said. "You would not want to play it."

Amy nodded, but Jonah rolled his eyes. "No, dudes, its super fun. Remember how we taught you Truth or Dare last reunion?"

Natalie's smiled, an evil look coming onto her face. "Oh, yes. Its like blackmail, except you don't have to have any leverage."

Amy coughed, and then said, "Do you even know what 'Smash' means?"

Natalie cocked her head, "Frankly, no."

Dan smacked his whole face into his palm, and then sagged wearily against the couch he was sitting on. "Listen." He said, turning bright red. "I'm...I'm assuming you know what the word 'sex' means, right? "

Natalie rolled her eyes. "I'm not two."

"That's what "Smash" means. Do you want to...do it with named person."

Natalie turned green. "But...that's private information!"

Jonah smirked. "So you're admitting you want to fuck someone here?"

Ian sat up. "No one is touching my sister when I'm around." He glared at all the boys, but his gaze lingered on the Dan, causing him to squirm.

Hamilton sighed. "Let's get this started. Dan, you go first since you came up with this awful idea."

Dan stuck his tongue out, and bounced up and down on the couch, causing Natalie to roll her eyes.

His gaze landed on Sinead. "Calvin Klein." He said, smirking.

Sinead blushed. "Why would you ask that?"

Dan batted his eyebrows. "I don't know...just, you're in the men's underwear section a lot."

Ted choked, and began coughing loudly.

Sinead rolled her eyes. "I just find him hot. But...no...pass."

Ned sighed. "I thought she was going to say smash for a minute there."

Sinead sighed, rolling her eyes. Then she brightened. "Is it my turn?" She asked. When Dan nodded, she turned, letting her gaze rest on everyone in the room. Finally, she said to Ian. "Dan."

Dan's eyes went wide, and he squirmed as far away from Ian as he could...as the two were sitting on the same couch.

Ian's eyes were blazing with heat and anger. He mumbled something that none of them could hear. "What's that?" Sinead said sweetly, as though she were simply asking what his favorite food was.

"Pamash."

"What?" Sinead said. "A little clearer please."

Dan hopped off the couch and sat next to Hamilton, muttering something.

"I said smash." Ian spit, hatefully glaring at Sinead.

"Oh, I knew that." Sinead said, smiling brightly at Ian. Then she turned Dan's direction and mouthed something that looked suspiciously like, "I told you so!" Then she turned, and smiled a fake smile in Ian's direction.

"Your turn!" She announced.

Ian glared at her, and then scanned everyone in the room. Then he smirked, and glanced Sinead's direction. "Jonah." He said. "What about Sinead?" He smirked in Sinead's general direction.

Jonah didn't blink an eye. "Smash her till she can't walk."

Sinead turned scarlet.

"Yo, Ted." Jonah said, ignoring the fact that Sinead looked like she was going to fall off the couch. "How about..." His eyes scanned the room. "Reagan?"

Hamilton stiffened. Ted, who couldn't see this, blushed, and Hamilton looked ready to kill. "Um...smash?" He said, sounding very unsure. Hamilton stood up, and stomped over towards Ted, who shrank into the couch like a mouse hiding from a cat.

Jonah stood up too. "Yo, Ham, ignore it. He didn't say he was actually going to!"

Hamilton frowned, and then sat down. "If I ever catch you..." He threatened.

Ted sighed in relief, and then cocked his head. After a few moments, he said. "Amy?"

Amy blushed. "Yes?" She crossed her fingers for all to see.

"How 'bout Ian?"

"Smash." Amy replied, after a moment. She then turned to Hamilton. "How 'bout Sinead?"

Sinead glared at her friend, her eyes were saying, What the fuck do you think you're doing?

Amy smiled, and they all waited with bated breath for Hamilton's reply. "Um...Smash her...hard." He said.

Ted and Ned stood up from their positions sprawled on the couch and stalked over to Hamilton. Sinead gasped and jumped up. "Don't hurt him!" She said, causing Hamilton to roll his eyes.

"They can't hurt me!" He said. "One's blind, and if I tapped Ned's head, he'd be done."

Ned and Ted stepped back, and Ned grabbed Ted's elbow and led him back to the couch.

Then Hamilton, having thought this over while the Starlings attempted fighting, said, "Hey, Nat, how about Jonah?"

Ian gasped. "What?" He said. "Natalie...if you..." He let his threat hang.

Natalie gulped. In a tiny squeaky voice she said, "Smash."

Please review guys...it might make me want to come back and update! :DDDDDDDD

Until...a long time passes,

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