A parody of the child's song, 'Miss Lucy'. If you want the original lyrics... Uh, search them up on google. :)
Miss Alma
Miss Alma had a chocobo,
The chocobo had a beak,
(Kwee! Kwee!)
Miss Alma went to Igros,
The chocobo went to…
Hello mister Izlude!
Gimme those Zodiac stones,
And if you don't release me,
I'll slice off your…
Behind Olan's morning star,
There was a dagger stash,
Olandu sat upon it,
And bruised his bony…
Ask me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies!
Teta's in the kitchen,
Baking cherry…
Pies are my belly,
Cloud's hiding in the park,
Wiegraf and Miluda,
Are kissing in the…
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
Dark, dark…
Dark is like a goblin,
A goblin's like a dog,
A dog is like a Bull Demon –
(I've read Delita's blog!)
Zalbag is annoying,
Beowulf's playing pong,
And my little pet Pink Chocobo,
Is the one who wrote this song.
Oh, yeah... In case you haven't already guessed, Miss Yuna inspired me here. P