Is That Eomer Chasing Faramir Down the Hall?

by Nefertiri's Handmaiden

Maybe PG13, but not really. This is actually a collection of stories explaining the title. Should you have any ideas for a future chapter, please submit them in a review and I will gladly base a chapter on them. UPDATED!

1. Why I Do Believe It Is

Is That Eomer Chasing Faramir Down the Hall?

I do believe it is, my good friends.

Nefertiri's Handmaiden

Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings. I have never owned Lord of the Rings, nor will I ever. I don't own anything affiliated with Lord of the Rings. Now that we have that cleared up, let's get on with the story, shall we?

Note: This is actually a collection of stories, all explaining the events of the first chapter. That's this one! I think you'll enjoy it.

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Faramir was getting some odd looks.

No. Correction:

Faramir was getting a whole lot of looks saying he was completely insane.

However, Faramir didn't really care because at the moment we was running at break-neck speed down the corridor, and Eomer was right behind him, brandishing a very intimidating sword and shouting threats that made Faramir wish he was faster. Much faster.

Unfortunately, he was not. And he was tiring. Maybe there was somewhere to hide.

Maybe a soldier would see and rescue him from Eomer.

Maybe Elessar would show up and rescue him.

Maybe Eowyn would show up and rescue him.

Doubtful.

So he would just have to rescue himself.

"FACE ME LIKE A WARRIOR, SON OF GONDOR! WILL YOU TURN SO EASILY FROM THE ROHIRRIM? WILL YOU NOT FIGHT LIKE A MAN?"

Or not.

Faramir did not wish to challenge Eomer. Said King of Rohan was good with a sword, and he was very angry. That was not a good combination. Faramir letloose a string of curses to himself and wished that he really wasn't in this position.

Oh, Valar.