This is my ASDF Movie parody for Kingdom Hearts written in script form!
Roxas: Hehehehehehe. Ooh.
Axel: (grabs nose) Got your nose!
Roxas: Eeoo.
Xigbar: (kicks open the door and goes inside) Look out, he's got a nose! (fires gun)
Riku with blindfold: (grabs Sora's shirt) You gotta help me man, my blindfold is evil and its gonna kill meeeeee!
(Sora backs away slowly)
Riku with blindfold: (squeaky voice) Please don't hurt me.
(screen turns red)
Blindfold: (laughs evilly)
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Sora: Hello, Dark Corridor!
Dark Corridor: Hello!
(Sora moves back, startled)
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Marluxia: Hey, hey guy, hey, smell flower.
(Luxord comes near and smells his flower)
Luxord: Mmmmmm.
(A Neo Shadow comes out of Marluxia's coat)
Neo Shadow: Guaguaga. (Neo Shadow slurps)
Luxord: LOL.
Neo Shadow: Lala. (Neo Shadow goes back into Marluxia)
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(Xemnas clicks a pointless button. The sign reads, POINTLESS BUTTON. Warning: Pointless)
Xemnas: Hm.
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Heartless: Hey man-
(Sora punches him in the face)
Heartless: (angry) Oh, what the heart is wrong with you?!
Random Voice: Level up!
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Kairi: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
Sora: I'll save you! Paopu powers activate! (becomes a paopu fruit)
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Sora: Die shadow!
Shadow: Noooo!
(Sora steps on shadow)
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Xaldin: Mmmm! (grabs his knife) Yum. (sticks his knife in the cake)
Cake: (screams in agony) Ahhhhh! Why would you do this? I have a wife and family!
Xaldin: Nooo!
Cake: Ahh, the pain! It's unbearable!
Xaldin: What have I done!?
Cake: (screams in agony again and moves off the plate, toward the edge of the table) Tell my children I love them!
Cupcakes: Daddy!
Cake: (moves off the table, plummeting onto the floor screaming)
Xaldin: Noo!
Cupcakes: Noo!
(cake splats to the ground)
Lexaeus: (to Marluxia) Hey, you know who's gay? (camera zooms in on him) YOU.
(camera zooms out to show Marluxia sticking his Scythe into him)
Lexaeus: Oh, come on!