Once upon a time, there was a guy named John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. He was a writer. Mr. Tolkien enjoyed writing fantasy books. Throughout his life, he wrote created the world's most beloved heroes, as well as, new worlds, (the Shire is a lit place for vacationing) (Mordor is not so lit) and new languages. J.R.R. Tolkien's books are now considered to be a collection of the greatest books of all time. They are also a fantastic trilogy of movies.
One day, after binge-watching The Lord of the Rings movies starring Orlando Bloom, Master of the New World Tolkien decides to watch the News. When he changes the channel, he sees a headline that a new show called Game of Thrones will be premiering the TV at 8 pm that night. Tolkien is curious about this new show and decides to read the books. (The books are never better) Since J.R.R. Tolkien is BAE, he speed reads all five Game of Thrones books. When he is done, he is infuriated. He realizes that the author of these books is a copy of him! The guy even copied J.R.R. Tolkien's name! Tolkien decides he must fight George R.R. Martin! So, J.R.R picks up the phone and calls George R.R. When George finally picks up on the third ring, J.R.R exclaims "YOU PLAGIARISING IDIOT, DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T FIND OUT? I DARE YOU TO FIGHT MEH! I SHALL BRING LEGOLAS WITH ME, AND YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH! THIS WILL BE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES ALL OVER AGAIN! I WILL MUCKRAKE YOU TO THE WHOLE WORLD!". George R.R. responds by saying "sure, try and fight meh, grandpa. jon snow will destroy you for me, while i watch with fruition. Meet me in middle earth." * George R.R. Martin abruptly hangs up.* Tolkien calls Legolas, and they start packing for the long journey to Middle Earth….
To see how J.R.R. Tolkien and George R.R. Martin fight each other, stay tuned for the next chapter.