Frozen Potato

by dauntlessdivergent667

Co-made by lunathedemigod. A frozen parody about Elsa and Anna baking potatoes. This is about how Elsa has special potato-baking powers and how she hides them from Anna. Anna tries to come into the kitchen to eat baked potatoes, but Elsa doesn't let her in.

Frozen Potato- Do you wanna bake a potato?

Elsa?

(knocks on the kitchen door)

Do you wanna bake a potato?

C'mon lets go and cook.

I never see you anymore.

Come out the kitchen

It's like you've burned away

We used to be baking buddies

But now we're not

I wish you would tell me why

Do you wanna bake a potato?

It doesn't have to be a potato

"Go away Anna!"

"Okay Bye…"

Do you wanna bake a potato?

Or bake some cookies

I think some company is overdue

I've started talking to the ovens in kitchen

"Hang in there Potato!"

It gets a little crispy

All these potatoes

Just watching them turn brown

(Tick-Tock goes the oven timer)

~~A huge potato in the oven explodes and Anna and Elsa's parents drown in the mashed potato~~

(knocks on kitchen door)

"Elsa?"

Please, I know you're in there

People are asking where you've baked

They say have potatoes

And I'm trying to

I'm right out here for food

Just give me some

We only have potatoes

It's just potatoes

What are we gonna eat?

Do you wanna bake a potato?

(Anna gives up and munches on some raw potatoes instead)