Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TALES OF SYMPHONIA:DAWN OF A NEW WORLD! (well, I own a copy of the game but thats a different matter)
THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC!
Kody: Welcome to Slander! The show where we Tarnish the reputations of our favorite world regenerating/ Ratatosk Protecting Heroes!! Watch them lie about and humiliate their dearest friends, who sit in the stands with our very own, LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!!
Live Studio Audience: *cheers and applause*
Dan: I'm not in love with Kody!!!
Live Studio Audience: *o-o;* ~awkward silence~
Kody: Thank you Dan?
Dan: You're Welcome.
Kody: Anywho, lets meet our guest! He' the original protagonist, the "The mighty Dual Swordsman," Lloyd Irving!!!!!!!!
Lloyd: Thank you Kody, it's good to be here.
Kody: I bet it is. So, how do you like the new world you created? Personally-
Lloyd: Well, I actually bel-
Kody: ~pulls out a baseball bat and clobbers Lloyd~
Lloyd: Owwwwwww! What was that for?!
Kody: ~twitch~ you interrupted me...
Lloyd: That gave you no right to clobber me with a baseball bat!
Kody: Don't Ever Interrupt me ever again. EVER!
Lloyd: 0-0
Kody: Anyway Lloyd, I heard you had a thing for Collette. Is that True?
Lloyd: No, not at all! We're just friends!
Kody: And I also heard that you like Emil.
Lloyd: Sure I like Emil.
Kody: Do you really like Emil? Or are you lying...
Lloyd: Sure, why wouldn't I like Emil, He's one of my friends.
Kody: Hear that viewers! Lloyd has moved on from Colette, and has fallen in love with Emil!
Live Studio Audience: ~gasp~
Lloyd: WHAT!?! What do you mea-
~Emil and Colette stand up in audience~
Colette: Lloyd, do you really love Emil and not me? After all the time we spent together...
Lloyd: No Colette, its not like that!..
Emil: So you mean you don't love me? Sob... ~Runs off crying~
Live Studio Audience:Booooo! Heart-breaker! ~boos Lloyd~
Lloyd: Wait! I do love you Emil! ~turns to Kody~ YOU! You did all of this! ~unsheathes swords~
Kody: Marta! Lloyd is trying to take Emil from you!
Marta: ~pops out of ceiling~ No one will take Emil from me!!!!!! ~Divine Saber~
Lloyd:Gahhh!
Tenebrae: (to Kody) You honestly enjoy this, don't you?
Kody: yep! ^-^
Lloyd: Please! This is all just a big misunderstanding!
Tenebrae: Trust me, it gets old after a while.
Kody: Old like you?
Tenebrae: How Rude!
Marta: DIE!!!!! ~Radiant Roar~
Live Studio Audience: ~everyone dies~
Kody: Not my live studio audience! You didn't even get Lloyd!
Marta: ~runs after emil~ Emil! I wanna do sex to you!
Kody: Dammit! Now I need to replace my studio audience; they arent very "live" anymore... UNTILL NEXT TIME! Hey Dan, get rid of these bodies!
Dan: I'm only doing it because I want to! NOT because I love you!
Kody: Whatever you say?
Dan: Exactly.
Kody: Good night world! R&R Please!
Hmmmmm. Next Week, I think ill have Colette as a Guest. Idk though. Ponder my options. Btw~ see that button down there? Click it and write a review! I live off of them. Its my lifeblood! Whoever does gets a cake!Keep in mind tho that its my first fic ever! So yeah. Don't make the flames too hot now! ._. (^.^)^(^.^)^(^.^)