Beavis and Butthead were on a stage graduating after 7 years of High School A girl in dark brown hair, green eyes, jeans, A graphic tee, and white tennis shoes under her gown had her arm around Beavis as Butthead was in hysterics.
"Uhh guys I'm like uhh naked under here were we supposed to wear like clothes under this black sheet?" Butthead asked as the girl Deidra sighed again having to be the smartest of the trio on stage.
"Butthead you dingus of course you were supposed to wear clothes I mean you aren't wearing that gown all day are you? I mean don't be a dingus" Deidra said setting her sights on Beavis with pink sticky stuff all over his gown.
"Honey I love you but what the hell is that all over your gown and why is it so sticky? I mean it's like glue and sticking the both of us together".
"It's bubble gum look Dee I can blow the biggest bubble ever and it may cover both of us honey. I just can't believe we're graduating after all these years.
Deidra being used to reaching into Beavis' mouth grabbed the gum and heard her name called dragging Beavis with her to get her diploma as Butthead to prove he had no clothes on lifted his gown up and mooned the graduating class and Beavis laughed hysterically over this.
"Graduating class of 2010 welcome to the real world may all of you find life easy and a bit bumpy around the edges but may everyone also find themselves and continue on in their educational career until they find good jobs" Principal McVicker said trying to keep his anger down.
"Heyyyyyyyyy Dee look I set my robe on fire baby fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire fffiiirrreee!" Beavis screamed as Deidra just sighed hating she was the smartest of the friendship triangle she was in as she grabbed a fire extinguisher and sprayed it all over Beavis.
"Again- let's- give- a- hand- to- graduating- class- of- 2010- and- may- they- THAT'S IT BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING EVEN YOUR OWN GRADUATION? I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM TO WATCH YOU LEAVE IT'S A LOAD OFF MY MIND!"
"Hey ha ha he said load ha ha we're loads off his mind ha ha load. Maybe he shouldn't blow his load ha ha load" Butthead said as Deidra back handed him and Beavis and Butthead were handed diploma's.
"I SHUDDER TO THINK WHERE YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE IN A COUPLE MONTHS, A COUPLE YEARS, A COUPLE WEEKS EVEN. I MEAN WHAT PLANS DO YOU HAVE FOR THE FUTURE YOU MORONS?"
"Me and Dee are getting hitched and starting a family then Butthead and I are going to watch videos all day while Deidra takes care of the kids".
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh I don't think so bub if you're helping me make the babies then you're going to help me raise them and we are not getting hitched we're getting married we're not a truck and trailer Beavis" Deidra said as the three walked from the stage having no idea the hand life would deal them.
Five Years Later
Deidra sighed doing laundry for twelve kids thirteen counting Beavis and she could not believe in five years Beavis and her managed to have 12 kids 6 boys and 6 girls Shake It Off by Taylor Swift blaring from the laundry room.
"I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say
Mmmmm mmmmmmm
That's what people say
Mmmmmm mmmmm
I go on too many dates
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say
Mmmmmm mmmmmmm
That's what people say
Mmmmmmm mmmmmm
But I keep cruisin
Can't stop won't stop movin
It's like I got this music
In my mind saying it's gonna be alright
And the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off Shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off Shake it off" Deidra sang shaking her hips closing the washing machine door.
"Beavis honey I know they don't matter much to you sweetheart but where are the twelve kids I bore in my tummy?"
"Oh them I got bored with them and their cartoons so I sent them outside to rid ATV's but no worries I know you like an adult to be out there with them so I had Butthead come over and babysit" Beavis said turning MTV Classic on that being the only channel that still played music videos and reruns of his show.
"YOU DID WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT? BEAVIS HONEY I PUT UP WITH A LOT IN THIS MARRIAGE BUT BRINGING YOUR WEED SELLING STONER FRIEND OVER TO SUPERVISE OUR KIDS IS CROSSING THE LINE!
Deidra pushed open the patio door to find two of her sons with Mentos and Pepsi, two of her sons wrestling, the last two sons on ATV's and all six of her daughters shaking their heads trying to talk sense into the boys and Butthead.
"Earth to Dingus my mama's not going to be very happy when she sees this disaster and guess who's going to be blamed? The women that's who because we have more sense and should never have let this happen" Deidra JR. said trying to wrangle the ATV's back to the garage this being the most dangerous task.
"Uhh got any like Cheetos or Doritos or some crap like that? I got like the munchies and need fatty like foods and Mountain Dew to quench them" Butthead said oblivious to the situation around him.
"Oh nooooooooo here comes the warden boys you are in soooooooo much trouble when she gets a hold of you" Pepper another girl in black and white hair said jumping on top of the wrestling boys hoping to stop them.
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND I MEAN IT. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME TEST ME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"
"Uhh Dee like you're a like buzzkill for my like uhh high and I need Mountain Dew and like Cheetos or Doritos to keep me like going.
"Butthead go back to Daria she's your main squeeze now isn't she? 9-10-11 OH MY GOD I'M MISSING ONE WHERE IS JOHN? JOHN, JOHN, JOHN, JJJOOOHHHNNN HONEY WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU?
"Uhh like he's on one of those fast moving things doing jumps I told him it was totally fine and he was like pretty good and shit like that".
Deidra had enough as she picked Butthead up and carried him home banging on the door until Daria answered looking as high as Butthead.
"Did somebody order a stoner? Keep him away from my husband, kids, me, and my house until he cleans his act up"
"Uhh O-K got any Mountain Dew Cheetos, Doritos, and burgers MMMMMMMMMMMM burgers are great after weed" Daria said adjusting her glasses and looking in front of Deidra.
"Butthead what way did my son go? And Lord help you if he has any broken bones you stoner. Answer me quick and I may have munchies for you".
Deidra heard a familiar scream and ran in the direction of it to find an ATV on the side of the road John her oldest son lying on the ground moaning his arm bent at an angle it shouldn't be.
"Owwie owie owwwwwwwwwiieeeeeeeee mom I did something stupid owwwwwwwwwwwww I think my arm's broken it really hurts" John moaned as Deidra picked him up and carried him to a van buckling him in leaving the kids with Beavis who unlike Butthead was trying to do the right thing.
"Don't worry John we'll be at the hospital soon and I hate to say this but that arm is definitely broken honey" Deidra said speeding to the nearest hospital as her son moaned in pain.
"Welcome ma'am we're going to need you to fill out some forms and then we'll be right with you" A nurse said as Deidra growled grabbing the nurse getting eye to eye with her.
"Listen here candystriper my special needs but very smart son did the one thing that wasn't very smart today and he broke his arm so you get on that headset in your ear and call medics for him ASAP or so help me I'll have your job by tomorrow".
The nurse hurried off to find a doctor as John moaned cradling his bad arm with his good arm.
"Mom- I- was- real- stupid- today- and- I'm- sorry- but- If- I- ever- get- through- this- I'll- be- sure- to- be- like- Spongebob- and- isolate- myself- with- used- napkin- Penny- and- Chip".
"John baby if that episode taught us anything it's that we can't be afraid to go outside because gorilla's can't breathe underwater. Also if Taylor Swift taught us anything we just need to shake this whole day off".
John and Deidra laughed as a doctor came with a wheelchair and wheeled John to X Ray which to Deidra was pointless judging by the fact that John's arm was facing the wrong way.
"Alright John now slowly move your arm to this screen and we'll see how broken or sprained this arm is. Ma'am I need to ask how this happened" The doctor said as John screamed in pain having to move his arm and Deidra wept for him.
"It was an ATV accident he thinks he's Tony Hawk and as we can see he's nothing like Tony Hawk and it kills me to see him like this".
The doctor moved John's arm a couple times as John shrieked and his arm bulged in pain with the doctor tisking the arm with Deidra knowing the outcome and she bawled as John also bawled with the doctor studying the X rays.
"Yep that's a break he's going to need a cast and maybe all his friends will be cool enough to sign it and you can frame it after".
"How long will I be in a cast doctor? Will I have to go to school because if I do I'm dropping out I already get stares for being sort of a dummy" John said as the cast was applied to his arm.
"A couple months at least come back at the beginning of the Summer and we'll remove this thing hoping your arm heals. If not we'll need to do surgery and put a metal plate and screws in your arm".
John gulped hearing this as Deidra held him close hugging him and she was close to taking him out of school and teaching him herself even though he couldn't help with chores she knew Beavis would like someone else besides her to hang out with.
"Good as new now no moving it around too much, no showering without a plastic bag, not much physical activity at all, and lastly less fun equals more fun in this condition".
"I think I can handle it Doc and thank you for all your words of encouragement I mean honestly every little thing scares him and you're talking about putting a metal plate and bolts in his arm?" Deidra asked ushering John out of the hospital having a great idea for him.
"How about Mcdonald's just the two of us then we'll get home and waive your bedtime, curfew, chores, and rules giving you full reign of the house?".
John shrugged with his good arm nervous he may need surgery and Deidra was nervous for him as she pulled into the Mcdonald's parking lot helping John out and leading him inside hating Butthead with an art for being a very bad babysitter.
"Alright John get what you like and I'll find us a nice table to sit and talk about your new life with no rules. I mean the kids are going to hate that but I'm sure Pepper can keep them in line Deidra JR. right behind her.
John wept softly eating his food and suddenly being like Spongebob and isolating himself didn't seem so bad but Pepper, Deidra JR. Lauren, Kendra, Maggie, Sammi, Jessie, Walt, Beavis JR., Dennis, William, Deidra, or Beavis would never let him do that.
Well that's it for now and Deidra I know it's short but the next chapter will explain the rest of the kids I promise I just wanted to set the mood and get a couple of the kids explained for now. PS. I hope you like it Your friend
John