Gale and Peeta Sings to Katniss

by SatoKurono

Katniss comes home from a day of hunting, and has a song waiting for her at home.

I DON'T OWN THE HUNGER GAMES!

Katniss Everdeen walks into the bakery, after a day of hunting. "I'm home, Peeta! Got some good game today." She looks over to the counter, seeing Gale and Peeta smirking at her. "Um... Did I miss something here?"

Peeta looks over to Gale saying, "Shall we, Gale?"

"Oh, let's, Peeta!"

"What are you two up to now?" Katniss ask, a little scared.

"Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot like me."

"Gale... Stop -"

"Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me."

"Just -" Katniss starts to turn red from embarrassment.

"DON'T CHA!" Gale sings loud, grinning.

"Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me."

"Oh God, Peeta. Not you too -"

"Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me."

"Peeta -"

"DON'T CHA!" Peeta sings real loud.

"Make it stop -"

Gale and Peeta smirks real big, before singing, "DON'T CHA!" real loud.

"Why did you two have to come friends?" Katniss ask herself.