Disclaimer I do not own Kim possible or the 12 days of Christmas.


On the first day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

a black cat who attacked my face.

On the second day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the third day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the fourth day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the fifth day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

5 stick wielding monkeys who beat me

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the sixth day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

6 exploding golf balls

5 stick wielding monkeys who beat me

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the seventh day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

7 self destructing buildings

6 exploding golf balls

5 stick wielding monkeys who beat me

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the eighth day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

8 laser shots

7 self destructing buildings

6 exploding golf balls

5 stick wielding monkeys who beat me

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the ninth day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

9 poison darts

8 laser shots

7 self destructing buildings

6 exploding golf balls

5 stick wielding monkeys who beat me

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the tenth day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

10 falling pants

9 poison darts

8 laser shots

7 self destructing buildings

6 exploding golf balls

5 stick wielding monkeys who beat me

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the eleventh day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

11 kicks to the groin

10 falling pants

9 poison darts

8 laser shots

7 self destructing buildings

6 exploding golf balls

5 stick wielding monkeys who beat me

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

On the twelfth day of Bad luck

the evil elf's sent to me:

12 cars crashing into walls

11 kicks to the groin

10 falling pants

9 poison darts

8 laser shots

7 self destructing buildings

6 exploding golf balls

5 stick wielding monkeys who beat me

4 bites form a dog

3 punches to the gut.

2 potted plants falling on my head

and a black cat who attacked my face.

"Fine we'll just stay home and relax all day" said Kim smiling and rolling her eyes at her boyfriend.

"Good with me I like that idea" said Ron.

Ron plopped down on the couch where he turned on the TV changing the show to something he knew Kim liked as a way to avoid her wrath just in case she was mad at him. Kim just thought about all the missions where Ron was getting hurt and wondered how she could avoid bringing him on the next one after all he was a trouble magnet.