A/N: This is the end, my tender-hearted little lilylivers, I know how much you love my story. So I'm going to write a final chapter to close out. But fear not, I will never truly be gone. Sure, you might not see my stories for a while. Huh, I wonder why. However, there's always season *2* !
I.
"Like, oh-my-fucking-god, NoTalkaWalka. We're gonna have a great life together."
"Uh-huh."
The two brothers/lovers were skidding water and taking names on their boat.
"It's gonna be just like old times," The hot jock Toolslock folded his arms behind his head and placed his right foot on his knee, "You're gonna make me dinner, wash my clothes, untangle the braids that grow from my ass, through my body and then Ch-chi-chi-Chia out of my head, file-,"
"Oh hey look a gas gage."
BOOM!
...
"Oh... my... GOOOODDD!" Korra Sue shrieked. "I have no more powers!"
"Well look at it this way," Mango tried persuading, "at least now you can learn to live norm-,"
She grabbed the guy's throat with her bare hands and strangled him violently.
"THERE IS NO LIVING AFTER THIS YOU FAG-ASSED WHORE!"
"Now, now, Korra Sue." Katara Sue approached her. "You still have airbending."
"Which sucks," she muttered.
"Hey!"
"Well, it DOES Tenzin."
"Can't... breathe..." Mango got out.
"Oh, here," Korra Sue said indifferently and blew him up like a balloon with her airbending.
"Get your hands off my boyfriend!" Bowlin' cried.
Everyone turned to him.
"Uh... I mean brother."
"Whatever, I'm outta here."
...
Korra Sue meditated on a ledge, contemplating suicide.
Hrm! She thought. I am the best around and, if given the ability, I would rape this place into submission. Unlike that pussy Anon, I would take over the world! Muwahahahaha!
"But alas," she said aloud. "I will just have to accept the idea of being a simple, humble bender of air." Korra Sue sat up straighter. "You know, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. I could do a lot of good being only an airbender. I could repopulate the world, share all my experiences with others and teach them that being me isn't all about bending. Being the Avatar is about being a person first, and bending second. That's what matters. I could really see myself doing a lot-,"
"Hahaha." Aang Stu showed up. "Here's your bending back, no need to learn anything."
"SWEET!"
After many spiritual ass rapings later, courtesy of KS, everyone had their Sue bending back.
No one learned anything. The idea of equality was lost as all benders remained forever supeior.
There was absolutely no lesson anyone learned from NOT having their powers.
In fact, they learned the opposite. You absolutely cannot have love or success in life if you are not an all powerful bridge to the spiritual and physical world. Or, you know, just be able to spit water and throw mud at people from mid-air. Korra Sue and bum chums are Sues forevermore.
The End.
~ Lavenderpaw ~