RULES OF WOF
Starspeaker is canon.
Sunnyflight is canon.
Every character is shipped – somewhere, someplace.
There is never a fanfiction that doesn't involve a ship.
Umber is homosexual.
Umber is not homosexual.
Wings of Fire is not a children's book.
Most fanart is not very good.
Even Wings of Fire isn't safe from the inappropriate side of the internet/ Rule 34 still has effect.
Ask the Dragonets isn't coming back.
A Wings of Fire cinematic movie is not coming out.
Morrowseer and Blister are NOT Bad-Romance shipping.
The roleplay will never start.
All fan-made tribes are overpowered.
All OCs are hybrids.
All fan-made hybrids are overpowered.
Every OC is shipped with the creator's favorite canon character.
No fanfiction will ever have 100% corect grammor.
Starflight's blindness is bad.
People seem to enjoy torturing the dragonets. I mean, they're put into High School A LOT.
Truth or Dare is the Number One game in Pyrrhia.
Almost every theory has almost no evidence,
Whirlpool is alive.
Higgeldy-Piggeldy shenanigans.
Glory is the most MLG character.
There are multiple dimensions.
Prophecies have to rhyme.
There is always an unrealistic message about society in general.
Sunny has lost all character development.
Dragons can easily get ahold of our-world stuff and react to it for no apparent reason.
Darkstalker is evil.
All OCs are relatable.
"Three Moons."
"On one talon…"
"What in Pyrrhia?"
Nobody knows what size the dragons really are.
Scarflight and Blisterflight exist, sadly.
Hvitur is drawn. A LOT.
Anemone will die.
Some things will never be revealed.
Ok, so that wasn't meant to insult anyone, I was just poking fun at the fandom. Again. Sorry about the hiatus. I've just been busy. Stuff I found in my notebook and Scorched will continue in the future. And if you don't like it, don't read it. (Lookin' at you BigTasty.)