I've gotta say, I don't write crack-y stuff often, but when I do... *speechless* This is...I musta had too much caffeine today. Us Death Note fans know how harmful that can be to a person.

All right, so this is my first attempt at crack- Death Note to the tune of 'Fireflies' by Owl City. No I do not own the song.

I'm gonna go eat some...pretzels or something. Or is that just for alcohol...?


DEATH NOTE ~ TTTO 'Fireflies' by Owl City

L's an insomniac

Be careful, or he'll attack

His eyes have got bags under them

He doesn't have time to rest

His food groups are really messed

With his slouch and eyes I am obsessed.

I'd like to make myself believe

That Light will die, ever slowly

It's hard to say that his luck will stay

I want to kill him while he sleeps

Because his acting's never as it seems

L never falls asleep!

I want to kill Light while he sleeps

His perfect hair and school grades

I want to smack him until he dies

Of pure shame and disgrace

Near has won the war so IN YOUR FACE!


XD Reviews, please. Lol. I don't know where the heck this came from.