The order decided to use a method of contact that no deatheater would ever think of. It's meant for order business only, but will it be used that way. Gurugirl presents... The brilliance of chatrooms. Tonks and Remus, with Sirius and Mad-eye chucked in. Sorry if this gets slightly confusing, it was a spare of the moment thing.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything that you recognise from somewhere else.
~Rainbow Chick entering chatroom~
~Sxc Wolf entering chatroom~
Rainbow Chick says:
Heya Remy!
Sxc Wolf says:
Don't call me that, Nymphadora.
Rainbow chick says:
Don't call me Nymphadora, then.
And sxc wolf?
Sxc Wolf says:
Sirius said to put it. Why? Don't you think I'm sexy?
Rainbow Chick says:
*Clears throat* don't you hvae a message for me?
I mean have*
I hate muggle contraptions!!!
Sxc Wolf says:
Yes. The message is that your on duty tomorrow night. Muhwahahahaha!
Yes, i'm evil scary Remus, who has just beat Mad-eye at checkers, right now. While I was talking to you! See, blokes can multi task. Oh, he's stomped out.
Rainbow Chick says:
Your scaring me.
~Tiddlywinks entering chatroom~
Tiddlywinks says:
Hello, my evil minions.
Rainbow Chick says:
Were not your evil minions!
Sxc Wolf:
Yeah. Were not evil! Were something else, which I would say if I weren't in fear of Tonks, who may castrate me!
Rainbow Chick says:
Why would I castrate you?
Tiddlywinks says:
Cause your mean! Bow down to the greatness of tiddlywinks!
Rainbow says:
Sirius, what is up with that name?
Did azkaban effect you more mentally than you let on?
Sxc Wolf says:
Thats not nice Tonks.
Rainbow Chick says:
Whatever :p
Sxc Wolf says:
Don't whatever me.
Rainbow Chick:
.... :p
:p
:p
Sxc Wolf says:
Silly girl, messing with a wolf.
Why am I still here?
Rainbow Chick says:
:p
Sxc Wolf says:
Put that tongue away. Rude, immature little girl!
*My McGonagall impression*
Rainbow Chick says:
Make me. :p
Sxc Wolf says:
I will make you.
Rainbow Chick says:
And your gonna do that... how exactly?
Sxc Wolf says:
I can be very persuasive.
Rainbow Chick says:
Be persuasive then.
Sxc Wolf says:
Can't on this muggle contraption, cause I can't see you.
And I can't force a tongue back in through this tiny screen.
Rainbow Chick says:
*Giggle*
Sirius_Sex_God says:
Stop with this, it's sickening. I'd rather what Kreacher snog my mothers old bloomers than sit here, reading this.
Rainbow Chick says:
Go ahead then.
~Madeye entering chatroom~
Madeye says:
Shouldn't you three be doing something more constructive?
What are you doing anyway?
Rainbow Chick says:
Sirius wants to watch kreacher snog his mums knickers, and Remus wants to force my tongue into my mouth...
Madeye says:
... ???
Rainbow Chick says:
...or into his!
Sxc Wolf says:
I never said that.
Sirius_Sex_God says:
It was implied.
Madeye says:
You lot are acting like a bunch of teenagers. I need civilised conversation. Perhaps Minerva's still up.
Rainbow Chick says:
Ooooh, Minerva!
Sirius_Sex_God says:
Oooh! Madeye loves Minnie.
Change your name to Minnie lover!!
Madeye says:
No.
Madeye4Minnie says:
Hahaha. My name is now out there for the whole order to see!
Rainbow Chick says:
Nice one Remus! :p
Madeye4Minnie says:
Thank you.
And I told you to stop poking your tongue out at me.
Madeye says:
Change it Lupin.
Madeye4Minnie says:
No, thanks.
Rainbow Chick says:
Hey Remus?
Madeye4Minnie says:
yeah?
Rainbow Chick says:
:p
Madeye4Minnie says:
Stop it!
RemusIsSexuallyFrustrated says:
Aww, don't be mean to Moony. He hasn't got any in years...
Sxc Wolf says:
Shut up, Padfoot.
RemusIsSexuallyFrustrated says:
Oh, just give in Moony and except that your gagging for it.
Moony Hates Padfoot says:
SHUT UP PADFOOT!
Rainbow Chick says:
Stop changing your names all the time!
And I don't have a problem with him gagging for it Sirius. Why are you so bothered? Jealous, perhaps?
RemusIsSexuallyFrusrated says:
I don't want to have it on with my cousin!
Rainbow Chick says:
I wasn't on about me...
RemusIsSexuallyFrustrated says:
I do not want to...do that...to Moony!
Moony is grossed out says:
No F***ing way Tonks. Hell no.
Rainbow Chick says:
Again with the name changing!
And you protest a little to vehemously, me thinks!
Madeye says:
This is ridiculous. I'm leaving.
RemusIsSexuallyFrustrated says:
Give Minerva an extra snog from me!
~Madeye has left the chatroom~
Moony says:
Thats gross Sirius.
RemusIsSexuallyFrustrated says:
Shut up baby Tonksie!
Rainbow Chick says:
That was Remus, not me, you twit.
:p
Moony says:
Again with the tongue!!!
Rainbow Chick says:
:p
Did it again :p
Can't stop me.
Moony says:
Your a tease.
Where are you by the way?
Rainbow Chick says:
In my room. You?
Moony says:
My room.
Rainbow Chick says:
ummm, Remus...
Moony says:
Yes?
Rainbow Chick says:
Well it's just...
Moony says:
Whats wrong?
Rainbow Chick says:
:p
Moony says:
Right that's it! I'm coming over there!
Rainbow Chick says:
You can't be serious!
BlackPaintNeverRuns says:
Technically, i'm Sirius.
~Moony has left the chatroom~
Rainbow Chick says:
Theres a knock at my door. BRB.
I'm back.
It's Remus.
BlackPaintNeverRuns says:
Thought as much.
Rainbow Chick says:
gyrfhgjbhn
BlackPaintNeverRuns says:
WTF!?
Rainbow Chick says:
Hand slipped.
~Rainbow Chick has invited BlackPaintNeverRuns to view webcam~
~BlackPaintNeverRuns has accepted the invitation~
BlackPaintNeverRuns says:
No! TONKS! I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOU AND MY BEST MATESwapping spit!
~BlackPaintNeverRuns has stopped viewing webcam~
Rainbow Chick says:
Finger slipped. Sorry.
And thats a rather crude way to put it!
BlackPaintNeverRuns says:
Don't care.
And if your going to do THAT, sign out!
~Rainbow Chick has left the chatroom~
BlackPaintNeverRuns says:
Great.
I'm on my own.
Talking to myself.
*awkward*
~BlackPaintNeverRuns has left the chatroom~
~Gurugirl entering chatroom~
Gurugirl says:
Hello? Hello? Anyone one on?
Damn, there's never anyone interesting on!
*sigh*
~Gurugirl has left the chatroom~
Please read and review. Completed unless anyone wants more, or me to change something. Gurugirl xx