Story: You're never too old
R: T
Genre: If I wrote this the way I wanted it to be, humor.
A/N: This is just a story I thought up because I was thinking of a different story that happened when I was on a vacation with a family my family is friends with. This is almost what happened with one of the sons when we were in their car to go somewhere.
P.S. I OWN NOTHING, even though I dream of the day J.K. Rowling puts in her will, "I, Joann Kathleen Rowling, give all rights of Harry Potter to Katherine Grace Estes." it's never going to happen.
The room was full of laughter everyone was smiling and happy. Of course George had to say something even if it was going to make him sound like a total dumb-ass. You never know; maybe he is one. But what was going through his mind he just had to say! To make it extra humorous, he just had to say it to his mother.
"Hey, Mum, guess what?" George said across the table
"What?" Molly Weasley replied
George was moving his eyes from one side to the other making sure he had everybody's attention. Which, like always, he did. Then with a devilish smile, he said in one quick word,
"Chicken-butt!"
Everyone taking a sip of water sprayed it at everywhere, and anyone eating started to choke.
Mrs. Weasley only could say, "George Weasley why did you say something like at the dinner table?"
"Seemed funny, and I see that it was."
About thirty seconds went by before:
"Hey, mum...Mum, guess what now?"
Mrs. Weasley took a deep breathe and asked, "What now?"
George, looking the same as before, replied to her with,
"Chicken-butt!"
The reactions were the similar but not the same as George's first swing at the American joke had heard though the grapevine.
"Why again?"
"Same reason as before."
Now about a minute passed, and Mrs. Weasley was still upset with George, yet, she heard again:
"Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Madre! Momma, Momma," Now every time he was saying 'Momma', he was throwing a pea from his dinner plate at her, "Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma!"
"If you say chicken-butt, I swear!" She replied in a stern voice
"I promise I'm not going to! No crosses count!"
"Fine, what?"
Very slowly George said,
"Chicken-butt!"
Mrs. Weasley was so mad she stood straight up walked around to his left side and grabbed his only remaining ear and said, "You said no crosses count!"
"I was crossing when I said no crosses count!"
"That's it! You're going in time out!"
"But Mum I'm a grown man!"
"But I'm still your mother and what I say goes!" Mrs. Weasley said still holding onto his ear and pulling him over to the small chair in corner that had not moved since the last time he was there. Once he was seated in the chair, he turned around from the small corner to where he was facing the dinner table and said, "Help, Mummy's antagonizing me!" in a voice that sounded like he had just inhaled helium.
"Well that gives you another 10 minutes, Dumb-ass!"
Mrs. Weasley walked back to her seat with all eyes either on her or George, but the moral to the story is: You are NEVER too old for your long gone childish ways!
A/N: This is dedicated to any lost boys who have grown up! The child you once were back in Neverland still lives on, and we are lucky to have one Weasley twin left to remind us all! DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT!
P.S. in the real story (from my authors note), the mother said, "Von, if you say chicken-butt I swear I will come back there and kick your ass! Sorry for my language, Katie." Yes, it really happened.