Well damn. I mean way damn. This one-shot summary got like 40% reviews on my poll. Hope you all like it. And I'll still be making the other one-shots, but they might come later.

Summary: He was sadistic, cruel, and a downright awful tutor. But he was a good boyfriend. R27

Disclaimer: Me no owny the Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Note: In this story, the curse was broken a year ago. And sorry for the shortness, but I'm trying to keep all my one-shots (except for the purposely long ones) under 1,000 words.

Reborn, the Arcobaleno, Hitman, and Boyfriend

It was official. Tsuna freaking hated Reborn now. The fact that he was his boyfriend for two months be damned; he still hated the hitman.

It was fine to ask Tsuna to do his homework under machine guns and grenades. He was used to that and he could take it.

It was a little more challenging to ask Tsuna to run around picking up certain things on a list all over Namimori that was in the form of a puzzle in the time limit of 45 minutes. It was tough, but he managed to do it.

But this. This was just plain cruel and unusual.

Reborn was now telling him to make the things into certain foods (how was he, a boy born and raised in Japan supposed to know how to make Fettuccine?) and bring them up to Death Mountain without using his Dying Will Flames in a hour.

'I hate you Reborn. I can list a hundred reasons off the top of my head; you're mean, sadistic, a slave driver, and completely cruel~!'

"Why, thank you Tsuna." A voice called out.

"Hiiiieeeee!" Tsuna yelped out. "Reborn! Stop reading my mind!"

Reborn rolled his eyes. "I wasn't reading your mind. You're just plain easy to read period. But you got here on time, so oh well, I'll let you have the break."

…

"Eh? What break?" Tsuna asked, putting down the basket full of multiple food items.

Reborn smirked. "Why do you think I asked you to come to the top of Death Mountain with a shit load of food before sundown after you finished all of your homework?"

A magic button clicked in Tsuna's head.

'NANI? So he made me do all of that just so we could have a d-d-date?'

"No, I asked you to do all of that so we could have a romantic rendezvous. You're still Loser Tsuna after all this time…"

"Stop reading my mind!"

Reborn only shrugged, opened the food basket and took out a container that held the Fettuccine that Tsuna slaved over a stove learning how to cook, a fork, and popped the container open.

"I better like this or else you won't get to eat anything."

'Why do I even have to know how to cook anyway?'

"How do you expect to be the wife of the greatest hitman in the world if you can't make a measly meal of Fettuccine?"

"I never said I was going to be a wife!"

"Hmm, whatever Tsuna." Reborn mumbled before taking a bite of the Italian dish.

After a moment, Reborn nodded and said. "I've tasted worse than this. You can eat."

Tsuna opted for a biscuit that wasn't too difficult to make and bit into it.

With an idea in mind to fluster his somewhat feminine student, Reborn reached over and flicked some crumbs away from Tsuna's bottom lip.

Tsuna turned bright crimson and Reborn chuckled.

"You're such a virgin, Tsuna~" Reborn sang out smugly.

"U-Urusai!" Tsuna yelled out.

'Well, for all the things that I hate you for, I guess you are a good boyfriend…'

"Tsuna, remember I can hear your thoughts."

"I know Reborn. You were supposed to hear that." Tsuna said before taking another bite of the biscuit.

A/N: I know you all hate me for being slow to update, but I needed to earn over $215 for a class trip that my folks only said I could go on if I pay half of it. I spent the last couple of weeks working at my mom's shop pushing necklaces onto shelves and I finally earned enough money because I met up with my relatives for Thanksgiving, they took pity on me and WHAPAH! I now have $371 because of the money I already earned and the money that my grandma and aunts gave me.

I still need to earn some money for Christmas shopping in advance though, so I might be a little slower to update Mafia Preschool, but I'm typing the next chapter right now, so it should be up soon.

Ja ne, I 3 you all~!