Welcome to the fiction! May you enjoy your stay! ^^
This is a fairly large crossover, with a large cast list that will NOT be revealed to you Xd. So keep your wits about you and enjoy the random funnyness!
ERE' VE TAKE FUNNAH, AND VE SHPANK IT! XDD
Chapter 1: Introduction to Destruction
"Luigi," Mario muttered, shaking the arm of his younger brother, "Luigi, time to geet up."
Mario always remembered caring for Luigi, and would always be there for his younger brother. Even now, it was even hard to do something as simple as wake him up from his sleep. The plumbers strong Italian accent, strange despite his being born in the Mushroom Kingdom, raised in Brooklyn to his parents that immigrated to the Mushroom Kingdom from Italy; who then moved to Brooklyn when he was little, his toddler adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom took place just before said move, Growing up in Brooklyn spanned most of his life, then his past years here in the mushroom kingdom.
Now he was a Twenty-Seven year old plumber with many-a-notches on his belt.
"Brother, time-to-get-up-a." Mario said, shaking the shoulder of Luigi a little more.
Rustling could now be heard from Luigi's bunk, as he turned beneath his green quilt. "nnn… Daisy… stop-a dat… Let-a me rest."
"Luigi, if you spend-a too much-a time dreamin' about-a Daisy, we won't make it in time."
Luigi then bolted up, remembering where he was, and what Mario was talking about. "Ai-eee! Mario! We have to get out of here, quick!" With that, he bolted out of bed, and gathered what he'd need.
"Get dressed, I'll be out-a here when you's a-ready." Mario said, walking out of the room, before Luigi could undress.
Mario had been sure to pack everything but Luigi's clothes.
Moment later, Luigi sprung from their bedroom, wearing attire similar to his brother.
…Swim trunks.
"You got'a everything, brother?" Luigi asked, unbunching his trunks.
"Towels, sunblock, money, everything we will-a need, now, let'sa go!" Mario said, as he and his brother charged out the front door, Luigi slamming it shut behind them.
Usually they'd take the transport pipe, but knowing what would await them early this morning, they ran to Mario's Go-Kart.
Mario tossed the bags in the back, and Luigi stood where he usually did on Mario Go-Kart when they rode together. Mario hopped into the driver's seat, and quickly started her up and pulled out of his driveway.
"Drive-a Brother! Drive!" Luigi called, hanging onto the cart as Mario sped down the street.
Mario sped into Toad Town, it was a short drive, but an even shorter pipe ride. However, they would need to drive as fast as possible to their destination to avoid what line they could.
Mario drove as fast as he could through town, when he suddenly did a flying U-Turn into a parking space, where both the brothers dismounted.
Then, they began to run, with the sweltering hot early morning sun in the air. This was going to be one of the hottest days of the year, second only to tomorrow. It would be a paradise of days… if one could swim and keep to the shade.
The Mario house did not have air conditioning, but could be livable though uncomfortable, Mario wanted to swim in the Toad Town public pool… but surely, so would everyone else. So he and Luigi prepared yesterday, but didn't expect to sleep in as late as they did.
Though it was pre-noon, they feared it would already be too late.
Luigi ran slightly ahead of his brother, he could run faster, but he wouldn't abandon Mario.
Mario, panting behind Luigi, did his best to keep up.
That was when they saw it.
A short line, a short line! Thank the stars! A short line!
Mario and Luigi charged the lines, hoping to be there before anyone else.
However, they wouldn't be that lucky.
Just before they could reach the line, a horrendously obese toad woman on some godforsaken power-chair scooted into the line. Mario and Luigi tried to stop, and they did just before coming into contact the giant mass.
Mario let out a sigh, but Luigi did not.
He could only stare forward at the heaping mass of fat that could barely be called a toad. The light that enabled him to see, that came into contact with her skin, letting him see her, burned his very brain with the horror of her visage.
The line moved slowly, and each time, the dying hum of the power-chair could be heard.
Until, finally, it was their turn to pay and get in!
Mario and Luigi stepped forward, overjoyed.
"I-I… I'm so sorry." The toad said, obviously embarrassed, having to say this to the Heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom. "W-we've reached maximum capacity… we… we can't take in anymore… I'm very sorry."
Mario let out a sigh, "It'sa alright, we's understand. Let'sa go, Luigi." Mario said, taking his inaudiable and horrified brother down the walkway, and back to the cart.
Mario drove them through town, to the winding road that would lead Mario to Princess Peach's Castle.
After driving awhile through a forest road, and on a bridge over a Chi-Chi infested Lake, they found their way to Princess Peach's Castle, grand and glorious as it was…
It had air-conditioning of sorts, using instead of an actual machine, ice flowers in the vents.
Mario walked with Luigi, who was now better after having had time to recover from the horror of that woman, as Mario unlocked the door to her castle.
The locks were magical, and required a very special key, which Mario and Luigi both had.
As they stepped inside they were greeted by none-other Princess Daisy.
"D-D-Daisy," Luigi began, surprised, "What-a you-a doin' here?
"I could ask the same, what are you two doing here?" Daisy asked, giving a look at the two barely dressed plumbers.
"We tried to go-a to the pool today, but-a they was a-full." Mario said, chuckling, "How about you?"
"I'm staying the month over here at Princess Peach's Castle… and we were going to do the same, but if what you say is true, then I don't want to make anyone else leave."
"Neither did we, so we just left." Luigi said, smiling, not mentioning the fact that up until a little while ago he was a stuttering husk.
…
Mario, Luigi, Daisy and Peach sat in a parlor of the Castle, relaxing and trying to think of a fun way to beat the heat.
They'd tossed around several ideas, not all of them too bright. Luigi suggested they have a snowball fight with Ice Flowers… but… no one wants to get that cold.
"Gah!" Luigi said, shaking his head, "How are we a-going to do dis'?"
"I really don't know." Peach said, looking to see if anyone else had any ideas.
"If only we was-a lucky enough to have a nice big pleasant lake like-a your friend, what's his name… Link." Luigi continued…
That's when the idea struck Mario, as he went over, and hugged his brother. "You're a genius!"
…
Word spread quickly, Mario got in touch with Link by means of Merlon, and several other people. Mario had instructed Luigi, Peach, and Daisy to purchase what they would need for a massive Barbecue. While they did that, Mario went to work inviting guests.
Mario had gone all out on this list, and told those people to bring even more.
Mario first told Link to bring friends, and Link told Mario he'd be bringing his fair maiden Ilia, whom he was very romantically involved with.
Mario had contacted several of Links other friends, on being the Princess Zelda, and the Princess Midna. He'd have a way for Midna to reach Hyrule without dealing damage to the barriers that separated them.
Mario had also contacted an old friend, the Hero of Time, Link. Link was psyched that Mario was throwing a barbecue, and promised attendance. He didn't know what he could do about bringing guests, but said he'd do his best.
Mario sent word to all his old companions, and hoped they could attend. And as much as Mario would hate it, he sent word to Wario and Waluigi to see if they could attend.
Mario had sent a message to Marth, and hoped he could attend. With that invitation, he also sent one to a large group other brawlers
He gave the time and place: Lake Hylia, all day tomorrow. Everyone from their respected universe was to bring something to contribute, as Mario didn't have the gold coins to afford everyone's way.
Mario would have to wait and watch his plans unfold.