I DON'T OWN THE HUNGER GAMES!
Haymitch and Effie walks into the living room, on the train, just in time to hear Peeta's song.
"Haymitch! Effie! You've got to hear my new song!" Peeta says, pushing them to the couch.
"Oh, God. Please. Please don't, Peeta."
"Shush, Katniss. They'll love it!"
"Hurry up, Lover Boy. I don't got all day." Haymitch says, taking a drink.
Peeta opens his mouth, and starts singing,
"When I walk outside, this is what I see. Katniss Everdeen is looking at me. I got bread in my hands, and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it! I'm Peeta Mellark, and I know it!"
"That is mahagony!" Effie says, as she fixs her wig.
Haymitch does a spit take, laughing his ass off. Katniss does a facepalm, embarrassed.
"Peeta... Whatever you do, please, don't sing that to the whole district 12."
"Why not?"
"Just don't!" Katniss yells.