I DON'T OWN THE HUNGER GAMES!

"I'm so bored, and the games hasn't even started yet." Katniss says, as she looks at the tracker in her arm.

"I can fix that." Peeta says, smiling.

"How?" Katniss looks up to Peeta, and Peeta clears his throat.

"Good evening, your deam is here, for I am Peeta. You think I'm sexy, and you're right. Come a little closer, I won't bite. I see the love that's in your eyes. Between my legs, you'll find a prize. For I am, what you're dreaming of. I am Peeta, man of love. Around the world, they call my name. There is only one of me, what a shame. We will roll around in the grass. You naughty girl, you grabed my ass. I am whar you are dreaming of. I am Peeta, man of love."

Peeta stops singing, and looks to Katniss, seeing her eyes are big, and her face as bright as a tomato. Cato bust out laughing.