Author note: A team chaotix fanfiction! I got this idea while listening to the song for the fiftieth time, and I thought you would enjoy this! I really hope you DO enjoy this as much as I did writing it. The song is called Walk like an Egyptian, by the Bangles.
All the old paintings on the tombs they do the sand dance don't ya know
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"What is this stuff? Vector is supposed to like it?"
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If they move to quick (oh way oh) they're falling down like a domino
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"I like dominoes! They're ruining the sport with this song!"
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All the bazaar men by the Nile they've got their money on a bet
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"Win me some money!"
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All the crocodiles (oh way oh) they snap their teeth on your cigarette.
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"Vector smokes?!"
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The blonde waitresses take their trays they spin around and they cross the floor
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"Why can't I see them?"
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They've got the moves (oh way oh) you drop your drink then they bring you more
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"Every time I drop my drink Vector blows up at me."
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All the school-kids so sick of books they like the punk and the metal band, when the buzzer rings (oh way oh) they're walking like an Egyptian
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"When did they get a time machine?"
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All the kids in the marketplace say way oh way oh way oh way oh walk like an Egyptian
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"Hey! What marketplace are we in?"
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Slide your feet up the street bend your back, shift your arm then you pull it back, life's hard you know (oh way oh) so strike a pose on a Cadillac
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"Hey! Cars weren't in Egypt!"
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If you want to find all the cops they're hanging out in the donut shop, they sing and dance (oh way oh) they spin their club cruise down the block
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"Hey! I want a donut too!"
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All the Japanese with their yen the party boys call the Kremelin and the Chinese know (oh way oh) they walk in line like Egyptian Walk like an Egyptian Walk like an Egyptian
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"What is this song called anyway?" "CHARMY!" "Oh you are so busted now." "AAAAARGH!" Espio chuckled as he saw Charmy crazily flying to try to avoid Vector, Charmy wearing Vectors enormous headphones. Espio went and quietly exited the agency so that he wouldn't get injured during the chase.
Author note: Hope you REALLY enjoyed this, please Read and Review!