Star Wars: The Phantom Phaggot
Pt 1.
Qui Gon Jins greasy forehead was shining in the bright, scolding sunlight as he contemplated killing the queen and her retarded face-painted consorts, and selling the silvery needle-dick space ship for his own gain. "Fuck me up the ass hole." He said under his breathe.
"I think I have sand in my labia!" "My queen, please kindly shut your slut mouth. Let the Jedi do the talking." Walking through the ghetto shitty ass desert town, the gang spotted a little boy getting bullied by a crusty foreskin alien. This aliens name was Sebublous. "Beeepengia kaka megusa pogata!" Proclaimed sebulba as he stomped Annies ass hole with his clubbed 3-toed foot. Qui gon whipped out his saber and cut the cock nigger in half.
Qui Gon had just finished giving Smee a creampie surprise when C3-PO suddenly barged in "Dinner is ready master Jedi. "Can't a Jedi have a pump and dump in peace?" At the dinner table Jar Jar rudely licked one of the apple fruits from the shitty poor-person bowl. Qui Gon swiped his tongue clean out of his mouth. Jar Jar died. "God damn this spicy steak and potatoes is fucking delicious. It's nice to have a break from this ethnic-cultural shit alien food and eat American." Said Obi Wan Kanobi.
It was the day of the gay race that takes place somewhere in the desert. Jabba the Crust flicked some useless creature off the balcony and gave a speech "Fuck you bitches. I'm rich!" The race was on. Anakin clearly had the best pod racer, as all the other designs were completely and utterly autistic. "Eat shit and die!" A chubby booger-shaped alien tossed a monster black dildo into Anakins pod racer tube and it blew up. Using force speed, Anakin ran and caught up to the vile crusty dick skin creature and super-man punched his nose flat. "Sucker, I'm a jedi bitch!" He won the race and freed himself from slavery.
"One more fuck before I hit the road?" said Qui Gon. Schmee agreed. Queen Amydala was pacing. "Why the hell did we stop at this planet?" "This is jedi business, don't question It you royal pain in my phallus!" Obi Wan said. They warped over to some other shitty planet, playing racket ball in the ships gym while they waited.