{Christmas night. a man wearing red magically appears inside a house.}
Santa : Ho Ho Ho! what a lovely house! hmm...
{santa finds a Christmas tree sitting in a corner.}
Santa : well well well. what another beautiful Christmas tree! i won-
"SLAM!"
Santa : Tuesdays...apple sauce day.
{santa falls flat on the ground.}
Finn : ...JAKE! BURGLAR!
Jake : what? where!
Finn : Don't worry! i knocked out...SANTA?
Jake : uh oh...
Finn : oh NO! Santa! wake up!
...
Finn : oh man jake! i knocked out santa!
Jake : calm down bro.
Finn : jake,,,
Jake : yeees?
Finn : i knocked out santa...
ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT!
Jake : ...OHHHH! i see your point now.
Finn : what are we gonna do? i didn't mean to knock him out! all those kids all around oo are gonna be disappointed. all because of me.
Jake : its okay finn. you didn't know.
Finn : ...'sniff'
Jake : look. we still got some of the cyclops tears somewhere. we'll use that and-
Marceline : hey guys. herd some scre-
{jake throws a pan at Marceline}
'SLAM'
Marceline : ...liquid...dookie...
{Marceline falls on the floor}
Finn : ...DUDE!
Jake : i'm sorry! she scared me!
Finn : you said you we're over that!
Jake : I know! i know! i'm sorry!
{finn and jake set santa and Marceline on the couch.}
Finn : now what?
Jake : okay..all we have to do is NOT panic. BEEMO!
BMO : jake...five more minuets...
Jake : beemo. wake up now! we need you help!
Finn : we knocked out Santa and Marceline!
BMO : what about the ice king?
Jake : what about him?
finn : ...he's...in the kitchen...isn't he?
Jake : 'sigh'... hang on a sec...
{jake walks away.}
...
'SLAM'
Ice king : I wanna stay home and make puppys with you!
'thump'
Finn : ...you knocked him out...didn't you?
Jake : uh-huh!
BMO : why not kick him out?
...
Finn : put him on the couch. i'll get help.
{meanwhile...}
'RIIIIIIING'
...
'RIIIIIIING'
peperment butler : princess! for you!
Bubblegum : 'yawn' hello?
Finn : princess bubblegum?
Bubblegum : finn? what are you doing? its 1 o' clock in the morning.
Finn : we need help.
Bubblegum : with what?
Finn : just come over!
Bubblegum : bu-
'BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP'
Bubblegum : ugh...
Jake : okay, she should be here anysecond now. FINN! FOUND IT YET?
Finn : NOT YET!
Jake : LOOK IN THE BATHROOM YET?
Finn : I'LL DO THAT!
Jake : now. to get rid of this frying pan.
{jake throws the pan out the window.}
'SLAM!'
Jake : oh no...don't tell me!
{jake looks out the window. seeing princess bubblegum lying on the ground, next to a frying pan.}
Jake : OHNO! NONONONONONONO!
Finn : not there. any luck jake?
Jake : ...f-finn?
Finn : yeah jake?
...
YOU DID WHAT?
Finn : okay, okay. this can't get any worse.
Jake : there's no room on the couch!
Finn : put them in the kitchen!
{later...}
Jake : okay. now what?
Finn : i'm gonna go look for the cyclops.
Jake : and i'll look after...them...
Ice king : ugh...is it time to go to the bath-
'SLAM!'
Jake : ...BEEMO!
BMO : He scared me!
jake : ...oh for the love of.
Finn : okay! i'm heading out now!
Jake : ...in your underwear?
Finn : its all i had!
Jake : outside?
Finn : no ones gonna see me!
Jake : well...okay. but hurry up!
Finn : will do!
{finn runs outside}
Finn : if i hurry, there still might be time to save chris-
'SLAM!' 'SLAM!'
Finn : ...but...with...what the?
{Finn walks back inside.}
Finn : jake?
Jake : THEY SCARED ME! OKAY? THEY TRY'D TO CLIMB IN THE WINDOW!
Finn : ...you knocked out FLAME PRINCESS AND...who is that?
Jake : the writer.
Finn : ...HOW?
Baku : what happened? did i-
'SLAM!'
Ice king : this is MY STORY you-
'SLAM!'
Finn : BEEMO!
BMO : sorry! sorry! sorry!
Finn : what were-
{finn turns and hits jake with the frying pan by accident.}
Jake : but i don't wanna pay for a great e.d.u. for my kids...bleh...
'thump'
Finn : oh no! Jake!
jake : ...
Finn : Stupid frying pan!
{finn throws it out the window, but it bounces off a tree and bask at him.}
'SLAM!'
Finn : the national anthem is...smoke on the water...
'thump'
BMO : ...here santa, you need it more.
{beemo pours the cyclops tears on santa.}
Santa : ho ho hoowwww.. what happened?
BMO : you better go santa. christmas morning is almost here!
Santa : great frosty the snowman! your right!
{santa climbs on his sled on the roof.}
Santa : i'll be back later! the world needs christmas joy!
BMO : bye santa!
Santa : and merry christmas beemo! HO HO HO!
{santa flys off.}
BMO : now...what do i do with them?
...
Football : Beemo?
BMO : 'gasp!' football! what are you doing up this late in the night?
Football : i can't sleep.
BMO : oh, football. come to the window in the kitchen, and i'll tell you a story.
Football : oh joy!
BMO : ignore the body's, there not dead. there just-
Football : what's this story called?
BMO : its called "the night before christmas."...by george lucas.
Football : ooooh...
BMO : 'ahem'. twas the night before Christmas, and all through the death star. not a single creature was awake.
A/N not even jar-jar.
Well, that's a christmas oneshot! how was it? bad? i know. it only took me half an hour. i guess this is goodbye till 2013. i guess you can read my Other story, finn's night mares for now. until we meet again. farewell.
- Bakukirby27
P.S. Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Boxing Day, And Happy Holidays.
Now get lost...i mean bye...no really get lost