I don't own digimon.

Before we start, this is a reminder that this fic is just a collection of the original drafts for Digital Adventures Online. As such, I hope you enjoy.

Digital Adventures Online

Session 1

Welcome, now die!

Elena squeezed the plushie. The game was in her black trenchcoat, protected by her lower left pocket. A matching hood covered her head, hiding her brownish black hair with a few purple highlights thrown in. Under the trenchcoat, she had decided to wear a purple tank top with an eagle on it and a pair of tan pants. Her grey boots tapped along the pavement, only slightly annoying her in the process. All around her, were the tall skyscrapers that towered in the sky. Up above, the normally blue abyss was painted a bright shade of red and orange with the yellow orb dipping closer and closer to wherever it goes when the moon arrives. She took a deep breath, looking at her watch. It was 7:45. She dug her hand into her lower right pocket, pulling out a pair of kris daggers.

"Just my luck." Elena thought as she dashed down the sidewalk, taking a left into an apartment building. "Made it."

Inside it was your typical lobby affair, white walls and white tile floors with a bunch of barf green sofas scattered about. She continued to walk on by, heading straight towards the elevator. She pushed the button labelled "three" and rolled her amber eyes. Just another lousy day of going to school, getting taunted, lashing out, and getting suspended for it. It wasn't her fault. She wasn't the one who thought spreading the rumor about her being birthed by some mythical Russian bird and some weird dragon bird thing. If she wasn't suspended, she would have gone the next day and went after the person's friend, making them all pay. She exited the elevator, making her way towards to her abode. As she headed there, she pulled her key out. Halfway down the hallway, a black cat appeared and disappeared right in front of her eyes. "Just a trick of my eyes."

Elena walked over to her door, jamming the key into the lock. She turned the handle, revealing a sparsely furnished apartment filled with plushies. She sighed and walked over to her couch, placing the pikachu plush down beside her.

"Now, what am I going to name you?" Elena remarked as she focused her gaze on the plush. The pop idol cosplay pikachu plush thing only stared back. "How about... Pretty Idol Vannessa!"

The plush only stared back, like one would expect a plushie would do. If it had been one of those neopet plushie things, it would have been a much different story. After finishing that important task, she pulled the game out and headed over to her laptop. After inserting the disc in, the world began to swirl all around...

Elena opened her eyes. Instead of her apartment, she was now standing in a barren plains. Standing before her, was an orange dino wearing pants and holding a banana. The pants, were painted gold and covered in sparkly glitter. The banana, was just your run-of-the-mill sort of banana one could easily get in the human world.

"Hello human." The dino remarked, finding a kris pointed right at him. "My name is Swaggy McSwagpants. What's yours?"

"I hate this place." Elena answered and Swaggy nodded.

"Hello Mrs. Ihatethisplace! Welcome to Digital Online!" After saying that, she was knocked over the head with the tropical fruit and immediately blacked out...

When she opened her eyes, she found herself.,, still in front of Swaggy. At least this time, their was a corpse of some boy who probably went to a Japanese academy, judging from the insignia on his hoodie.

"What the f*** is wrong with this place?" Elena thought, only for a baseball bat to land right on her head. She turned around, finding a girl dressed in an emerald green cloak and hood standing before her. In the figure's hands, was a baseball bat signed by some people. "Who the heck are you?"

"I'm Complaints girl!" Complaints girl announced as a second girl appeared. Unlike complaints girl, she was dressed in a black bikini and matching skirt. Short grey hair trailed down to her neck and a pair of silver eyes stared at the deceased boy. The girl then picked the boy up, disappearing in a explosion of silver smoke.

"Who was that?" Elena asked only to find herself talking to air. She groaned, dusting herself off. As she did that, Swaggy was humming to himself.

"Shall we try this again?" The dino inquired and looked over at his current guest. "What is your name?"

"Elena Yuliana." His guest whispered and the dino nodded.

"Swaggy McSwaggypants the agumon at your service."

Scanning...

Agumon

Rookie, Vaccine

Special Moves: Pepper Breath

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Elena: What just happened?

Swaggy: Welcome to the digimon analyser!

Elena: Okay then.

After the introduction, she gazed all around the plains. In the distance to the east, was a small cave at the base of a canyon jutting out from nowhere. Elena took a deep breath and headed off. As she walked away, Swaggy McSwaggypants became just a little speck on the horizon. The canyon and it's singular cave slowly came into view, with the loud clanging of somebody or something becoming apparent as a result. She took a deep breath. It was probably just a trick of her mind. She made her way into the cave, finding nothing but darkness.

"Seriously?" Elena announced, taking a step forward. The floor collapsed, dropping her down into a small round chamber. It was your typical stone chamber, brown walls and floor with a meticulously placed egg on a brown pedestal. The egg, was painted dark green with blueish gray wind symbols airbrushed on. Why someone took all that time and effort to carve out all these mysterious chambers just to hide them, is still unknown and they're probably very underpaid for their job. Elena walked over to the egg and picked it up.

"Seriously, that's all?" She shouted to no one in particular. "At least in pokemon, they didn't put the eggs out in the middle of nowhere!"

A few seconds later, she found a large green scorpion claw hanging off of her nose. Hanging right before her, was a large green scorpion covered with feathers.

"Congratulations! You just said the magical word!" The creature announced as Elena watched it.

"Pokemon?" Elena answered as she pulled the scorpion off her nose.

"Sure..." The creature stared at the human for a few seconds, climbing up to the entrance. Elena followed behind, pulling herself back up. "So, what's your name?"

"Elena." Elena greeted as she looked at the scorpion. "What's yours?"

"Carinamon." The scorpion whispered as the two exited the cave.

Scanning...

Carinamon

Rookie, Data

Special Moves: Gale Sting, Poison Claw

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Elena: If you used your claw on my nose, why am I not poisoned?

Carinamon: Dear fanfic writers, digimon do not need to shout their attacks in order to fight. We can actually do things with our appendages!

Outside, the source of the clanking sound became readily apparent. An army of weird looking plant catgirl hybrid things being led by a plant woman thing. For some reason, a rabbit girl was leading an army of tall blue wyvern things dressed in heavy armor towards the plants.

"Ready to do this, Carinamon?" Elena inquired, pulling both of her kris out.

"No." Carinamon remarked as she watched her human charged toward the potential epicenter of the pending battle.

"Pika Pikapi!" Carinamon charged forth, slamming into a plant catgirl.

Gust Sting!

A gust of wind shot out, slamming into a second plant catgirl. As that happened, Elena slammed her weapon into an armored wyvern. While her opponents did fight back, she did slice a few of their privates off.

"I think it's time to go, Elena." Carinamon announced as rabbit girl grew into a giant rabbit. Elena gave a slight nod, the duo heading further into the canyon...