Ordinary YouTube Spam: Chapter 1
-By Fanatic Writer-
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Disclaimer: I do not own YouTube, unlucky me. Nor do I own The All-American Rejects, or the Teen Titans.
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Tom Sanders was your regular 15-year-old Florida teenager. He got up, went to school on weekdays. Waited for the weekend, or summer.
Then wore the Heck out of summer vacation.
But when boredom strikes, you do things you would never stick to before.
His friend Anthony was over, and watching YouTube.
"Dude, can't you watch anything other than those Teen Titans videos? Seriously, that show is for little kids. And an anime rip-off." Tom taunted his friend, as Anthony shrugged.
"I just saw this on your favorites." Anthony said, and chuckled.
"Wait, what?" Tom said, realizing he didn't sign out.
"So, is '10 reasons why Raven is sexy' your idea of grown-up stuff?" Anthony went on, as Tom reached over to try to grab the mouse.
"Come on, man, I'm joking. I'm watching some shipper vid. Chill." He said, as Tom let out a breath.
"Wait, what's that comment down there?" Tom said, pointing.
"I dunno, hold on." Anthony said, as he scrolled down.
They both read what it said on the page.
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danafan1095 (1 hour ago)
Marked as spam (Hide)
cool vid
oh, and check diss out
if you copy paste this comment once to anyone's profile, even if they dont' read it, aal the teen titans will appear slowly, one of them 1 day at a time... if u dont do this, you're missin out dudes, so DO IT
if u do, the first 1 will appear in 4 minutes after u press the SPACEBAR
bye
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"Can you believe this guy?" Anthony said in distaste, as Tom shrugged.
"I don't. But, how about we paste it to someone?" Tom said, as Anthony gave her a strange look.
"Why?" he asked, as Tom shrugged again. "I'm bored."
Anthony smirked, and said, "Alright, let's paste it right back to him."
Tom laughed, and said, "Cool."
They pasted it back, and Anthony smirked. "That'll show him to spam up videos."
"Yeah. Now press spacebar." Tom said, and Anthony pressed it.
Suddenly, Windows Media Player started playing 'Move Along' by the All-American Rejects.
"Oh, that's my hotkey for it." Tom said, as Anthony started head banging to the music.
Tom smirked, and joined in, as they both started doing a sing-a-long with the lyrics, jigging in rhythm.
"Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking…" they sung with the lead singer, as unknown to them, in the dimly lit room, a black smoke ball was floating there, about the size of a penny, and slowly starting to grow.
"… When you fall everyone stands. Another day and you've had your fill of sinkin'." They continued, as the black sphere grew as large as a baseball behind them.
"With the life held in your-… hands are shaking coold. These hands are meant to holld." they continued, as the audio grew louder, getting closer to the instrumental, with the black smoky sphere growing as large a basketball.
"Speak to me! … when all you gotta keep is stroong, Move Along, Move Along, like I know you to." They sang along, as the black smokey sphere was now as big as an 18-wheeler wheel, "And even when your hope is goonne… Move along just to make it through, move along."
A few seconds past with the instrumental, and again they sang along, "Move along!"
The black sphere still grew bigger in size, until it began to get taller, and shape into a more humanoid form.
"Move along…"
They finally stopped, just to listen to the music itself.
"So a day when you've lost yourself completely… could be a night where you life ends-"
The sphere formed into a person at last, and there stood the last thing that anybody would ever expect to become real.
"- Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving… all the pain held in your- hands are shaking coold. Your hands are mine to holld!"
Then, as soon as the song continued, a voice came from behind them. "Uhh, nice song."
They both turned in shock, mouths gaping and eyes widening.
"Speak to me!" the song continued, "When all you gotta keep is strong, move along, move along, like I know you do. And even when your hope is gone, move along, move along, just to make it through! Move along."
"Go on, go on, go on, go on," it continued, as the two teens stood up, wonder-stricken.
There stood a real-life cartoon character. Raven, as she was in the cartoon, only 3D. She waved, and said awkwardly, "Uhh… Hi."
"When everything is wrooong, we move alooooong. Go on, go on, go on, go on. When everything is wrong, we move alooong. Alooooong, Alooooong, Alonggg."
Then the drums came, and then the piano solo.
"When all you got to keep is strong… move along, move along, like I know you do… and even when your hope is gone… move along, move along- just to MAKE IT THROUGH!"
"Right back what is wrong, we move along. Right back what is wrong, we move along."
"Right back what is wrong, we move along." And the song ended.
"You're-" Anthony began.
"Real." She said, as the two stared at each other, then back at her, in disbelief.
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