YES, I know that I owe people fics and YES I know that I need to update my chapter fics, but my mind is dead and I need to post SOMETHING and im going crazy and please don't yell at me. :( I'm going mental…
So…. This is an AU… SBRL, what else would it be? XD
SUMMARY: After his Father leaves, Sirius Black moves to a dinky little town with his mother, his geeky brother and his cat. Sirius soon makes friends with his crazy-haired borderline schizophrenic next door neighbor and his bipolar girlfriend, the ghost in his closet, a teenage mad scientist, and a alleged werewolf of Lupin Manor.
WARNINGS: Non-Magic, AU, Mild Slash, Stupidness….
WARNINGS 2: This may not be finished… Why? Because I need to focus on my other fics. But I will try. That I promise.
WARNINGS 3: This used to be a different thing, so if you see an unfamiliar name… sorry…
WARNINGS 4: Another Warning….? * sigh * Okay, so this is non cannon. So that means that Walburga is nice, and Peter is dead, and Moaning Myrtle lives in Sirius' bedroom closet, Lily and James are dating, Remus has no self loathing, and Sev is friends with Sirius and James and LILY is the one who hates him…
Ever wonder why every little choice you make changes the path your life is on? For example, imagine that you have a big two hundred and fifty-point test tomorrow, and you don't feel like studying so you decide to text your best friend, telling them you need help preparing for the test. they invite you over for a group study session. You go to their house ready to study, but end up playing video games for the next six hours. This causes you to forget about studying for the test which determines whether you pass or fail, and you go home without studying.
The next day you go to school, and realize halfway through P.E that you have a huge test next period and you forget to catch the football that is hurling toward your face and it hits you on the head giving you a killer headache. Your gym teacher sends you to see the school nurse for an aspirin and a chunk of dirty ice wrapped in a dirty towel. And because of that your late to your next class, so your about a page and a half behind every one else on the big test, causing you not to finish, and because of you failing to study, you skip a bunch of important looking questions.
Two weeks later you get The Test back with a great big D- plastered on the front and an e-mail home to your parents. Your father, seeing this, gets so pissed off at you that he yells at you for about an hour and forgets about your mother's birthday, so he runs (drives) to the nearest store for a card. And while he's searching for the perfect birthday card he runs right smack into his High school Sweetheart who, coincidently, is searching for the perfect birthday card for her husband.
They start to chat and decide to meet for coffee. During coffee they fall back in love with each other and start a steamy affair. In doing so, your father arouses your mother's suspicions. Your mother, being prone to overreaction, hires a private detective. The private detective, who is just doing his job, follows your father around for a couple of days and discovers that he is seeing Another Woman behind your mother's back, and reports back to your mother. Your mother, being slightly impulsive, calls the Other Woman's Husband, and tells him everything. They decide to 'surprise' their spouses, and show up at the exact same cafe where your father and his High school Sweetheart are having lunch. When they see each other, both your parents (who both just LOVE being at the center of attention) make a huge scene, and the Other Woman's Husband, who just happens to be a Divorce Attorney, whips out a divorce contract, and your parents fill it out, right smack in the middle of the cafe.
When you parents come home again (in separate cars) they tell you that they are splitting up. At around half past really friggin' early the next morning, you're awakened by the sound of shouting. You run outside where all the noise is coming from, and you see the High school Sweetheart waiting in a crappy old minivan with 'My Son is A Honor Student' stickers plastered all over the bumper. Your father, who normally wouldn't be caught dead in such a vehicle, is tossing his Burberry Suitcase set (the one your mother gave him for Christmas) into the trunk of the minivan, yelling that he'll come back for the rest of his stuff when he and the High school Sweetheart settle down. You and your mother come out of the house because you have to watch as Your Father and the High school Sweetheart drive away.
That night when your brother comes home from a sleepover at his rich friend's house, you tell him everything because your mothers too sad. When you're done your brother starts yelling at you, screaming that it all your fault. When you ask why, he tells you that if you had just studied for the fucking test like you were supposed to, none of this would have happened. Later, when everyone is asleep you stay up and think that your brother is right.
First chapter… hope you liked…
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