I just wrote this because I was bored. Don' t mind all the grammar errors, because that's how it's supposed to be.
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. I do own a bunch of Gir stuff, though. Like a bunch of t-shirts. Anyway…
Gir's p.o.v.
Once upon a time, I had a taquito. His name Fred. He like chocolate bubble gum too. One day he had a sammich friend named Bob.
"Hi Bob!" said Fred.
"Hi Fred! said Bob.
" What you have for breakfast?" Bob ask.
"I like food!" Fred say.
"Me too! One time I had corn!"
"I like the floor."
"Cheese sammiches make me happy..."
Then the taco named Taco came along.
"Hi Mr. Taco!" say Fred and Bob.
"Hi there!" say Taco. "I'm a taco!"
"I wish I was a taco," say Bob. "But I only a taquito!"
"You not taquito!" say Fred. "You only a sammich!"
"No I not."
"Yes you is."
"No I not."
"Yes you is."
"No I not!"
"Yes you is!"
"NO I NOT!""YES YOU IS!""NO I NOT!"
"YES YOU IS!"
6 hours later...
"NO I NOT"
"NO YOU NOT!"
"YES I IS!"
"HA! I got you!"
"Waaaaaahh!! YOU NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE!" say Bob.
" Meanie!" say Fred.
Mr. Taco decided that he had to do something to save their friendship. But he didn't know what to do. Just then Mr. Waffle came along.
"Stop fighting!" Mr. Waffle say. "It doesn't matter who's a taco and who's not."
"Ok," say Bob.
"I'm sorry Bob," say Fred.
"I'm sorry Fred," say Bob. They hugged
"I wish Mini moose was here!" say Mr. Waffle.
Just then, Mini moose came along!
"Mah!" Mini moose say.
"Yaaaay! Everyone shout. " Now we can have a real party!"
Then everybody start dancing and the flying piggies came too. Jelly donuts rained from the sky!
The end!! YAAAYY! LET'S HAVE JELLY DONUTS!"
3rd person p.o.v.
" Now do you believe me, master?" GIR asked.
"GIR, that doesn't explain anything. Why didn't you just get the machine parts like I asked you?"
"I had tacos for breakfast!"
"I don't care! Just get the machine parts!"
"Okay!!" Gir started running towards the door and missed. He smacked his head on the wall.
"Yay! That was fun! I'm gonna do that again!" he said.
The End.