Hello, most beloved reader! I present to you, a bad fanfic, written by yours truly! :) Yes, I am writing it this way on purpose. The only thing safe from the terrible writing is this Author's Note.
Disclaimer: I do not own A: TLA!
'Tis time.
Zuko was wakking dwn the stret wen him saw a beuttiful grl w/ long, black hair witch hd prple streeks in ot. He was instantly i luve with da gril and wnted to be marired to her. He went up to the prety grl and sed, "I love yo," and she said, "I loveyouto," and the kissed. We should we should run away tugether, he said. "Ok," she said, and Zuko stole Appa from Ang and they legt.
"What is your name, Sunlight Princess," Zuko asked Sunligjt Princess.
"Sunlight Princess," she told he.
"Prtty nane, Im Suko." "Nice to met u. sad Sunlight Princess.
They fund a cave and slpt in it all night lomg. Zko new he and Princess Sunlight were dstined to be tooggeather, He genlty wok her up.
"Morning, Sunlight PRincess," sad Xuko and Sunl said, "Good morning," and they MADE OUT! :0
Suddnly Ma brst into da cvae an yelled, "U STOOL MY BOYFRIEND!"
Sunlight Princess cried annd Zuko sed, "C wut u dd Mai you made my 1 tru lurv cry and now im gong to kil u becuz yiu r a jerk!
Mi and Zuk fot four for hours strght! They shot freballs at echoter ahd May was winning cuz she was angy anf she wanted REVENGE. She got it nad kiiled her ex and Sunlight Pri ncess crid, "NO! MY LOVE I'LL SACE YU!" May laughed n sad, "He's dead now an u r abot to be too becas u r wek an u cnt bet me!: Sunlight PRincess used the POWER OF LUV to brng Zko bac 2 kife adn killd Ma and Mai screamed as Zuko and Zuko and Sunlight Princess mad ot.
The nezt da they wuz chillin arond but then Katra cums and Zk falls for her and Sunlight vries agan and Katara says, "Buz off, we is iin love and u r sooooooooooooooo 24 hrs. agou!"
Sunlght Prince run awa scrming agter she ounches Katraa an d keaves. Katara sed Zuko I lurve u and Zuko sed, "I alwys luved u which is why i was always tracjing u gys down in da begging of our journey. II wnted to stel u from Ang.
The sty w/ eachther for a mnth making ot wneh thy here that Ang went in2 da Avaatar stat and i kiling peple with Sunlight Prncess'ss hlp. Kat nad Zuko say, "We have to kill them so they stop killing out peeps.
THEY SAV DA WRLD DE END! (OH, and Ang crys like a baby agter they kill hm LOL)
"Well...that's it!" said Iroh, having finished reading the story to everyone.
"I-I die?!" Aang screamed.
"And yet you somehow cried after you were killed...How is that possible?" asked Mai.
"I end up with Zuko!" exclaimed an appalled Katara, while at the same time Zuko yelled, "I end up with Katara!"
"What about that girl that you supposedly fell in love with the day before? How can you get over someone so fast?" questioned Suki.
"And what kind of name is Sunlight Princess?!" Aang's eyes were wide and twitching.
"What's with this power of love nonsense?" Toph looked like she was about to gag. How can anyone be so corny? she wondered.
"What's your opinion, Sokka?" asked Katara. Her brother hadn't said a word since the story had come to a close.
"Well, the grammar was awful, the plot was rushed, Sunlight Princess was a total Mary Sue-yes, I do know what that is-and he gets over her in a day, but...the sarcasm was decent."
