-Because She's His Sister-


I have been on planet Earth for a while now. And during that period of time I have been acquainted or not so much acquainted with various types of humans. Though these disgusting pig smellies have intriguing features and qualities, only one human has graced my mind with their presence for numerous occasions: The Gaz Human.

Her Violet locks, her anger filled eyes, her dominating nature. I have never seen someone with so much hatred for their own kind. I have many times thought of making her my queen once I take over this pathetic planet. But there is only one downside to this: her brother the Dib stink. I loathed him for his nosy ness and his big headedness for so long. Always trying to foil my plans with his stupid inventions. Always trying to expose my race to the world. Always trying to get me on an autopsy table. Always trying to...keep me away from his sister. But she is also to blame.

Because she is his sister, I can not take over the world.

Because she is his sister, I can not be victorious.

Because she is his sister...I can not have her.

-Fin-


- This is my first Invader Zim one shot and I must say I think I did pretty good. What do you guys think?-