Danny Phantom does Hercules
We open in an old museum, very obviously the Greek section, with vases and statues around. A narrator starts...well...narrating
"Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient of the ghost zone, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes", booms Narrator "And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Danny Phantom...
The camera centers on a vase with Danny fighting a big ghost lion
"But what is the measure of a true hero?" asks, Narrator "Ah that is what our story is..."
We zoom onto the vase, where five different types of Embers are 'painted' on
"Muses...oh joy", mutters one Ember
"Will you listen to him?" says another, pulling a sad mask over her face, "He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy"
"Lighten up, dude", grins another.
"We'll take it from here, darling", smiled the leading Ember pleasantly.
"..Ahem. You go, girls"
A music beat starts to hit, the girls (here fore known together as the muses) swaying to it.
"We are the Muses", says leading Ember, "Ghostly Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes"
One Ember grabs a fan, fanning her face with it
"Heroes like Danny Phantom"
"Honey, you mean " damn he's fine ", buts in anther Ember, sliding down the vase, landing on the painted Danny's shoulder, sidling up to him, "Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him.."
"
The leading Ember gives her a glare before smiling at the audience
"Our story actually begins long before Danny", she says, "many eons ago..."
The leading Ember pulls the border of their vase, making it steps for them to walk down, as she begins to sing.
Back when the world was new
The
planet Earth was down on its luck
And
everywhere gigantic brutes
Called
Titans ran amok!
They stop in front of a vase showing a picture of three of the titans causing havoc with their powers, a chunk of pot barely missing one Ember, who hitches her toga to get over it.
It was a nasty place!, she sings.
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where
chaos reigned and earthquakes
And
volcanoes never slept!
We see more chaos, Storm included this time. Then... Pariah Dark appears on another vase, holding a lightening bolt.
And then along came Pariah
He
hurled his thunderbolt
He
zapped!
Locked
those suckers in a vault!
They're
trapped!
We see such an event happening on the vase the titans, being trapped, as the muses continue to sing.
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And
that's the gospel truth!
The guy was too type A to just relax.
And that's the world's first dish
Pariah
tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though,
honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's
the gospel truth!
They dance over to another plate, showing Mt Olympus On mount Olympus life was neat
And
smooth as sweet vermouth
Ooooohhhh
Though,
honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's
the gospel truuuuuuuuuuth!