Tori: Dad loves me more.
Simon: No he doesn't.
Tori: Yes he does.
Simon: Nope.
Tori: I'm prettier than you!
Simon: You may be prettier, but I have the Justin Beiber hair flip down. *Flips hair while a techno version of "Baby" is playing*
Tori: Oh no you don't! *Flips hair while a dubstep version of "Baby" Is played*
Simon: But I'm smarter than you!
Tori: What's 1+1?
Simon: That's so easy! Umm… 32
Tori: It's 2 stupid!
Simon: Dad. Loves. Me. More.
Tori: Chuck Norris ,come to me!
Simon: Whaa?
Tori: Slap Simon!
Chuck Norris: *Slaps Simon* Raaaahhhh!
Simon: Ahhh!
Chuck Norris: Kay, bye.
Simon: Wait, how'd you do that.
Tori: 'Cause I have skillage!
Simon: Let's go ask Dad!
Tori: Dad, do you love me or Simon more?
Kit: Honestly, I've always preferred Derek.
Simon: What? Why?
Kit: Simon, you have the upper body strength of a peanut, and Tori, your sense of style is sooooo outdated!