England: A-a-america could you come here please.
America: Sure dude what's up?
England: Um...well you know I haven't been feeling well these last few weeks? Well, I went to the doctor today and...*mumbles*
America: Hey dude, if you're gonna tell me somethin' you gotta speak up. I can't hear a word you're saying.
England: It's "got to" not gotta you git! Besides, I'm a gentlemen I don't mumble! I said I'm pregnant git.
America: Yeah yeah whatever. *waves hand back and forth and suddenly stops* Wait what did you say!?
England: Git, clean out your ears! *Blushes* I said i'm pregnant and it's yours. Congradulations.
America: *Laughs hard* Ah England dude you're too funny! You really had me there for a second.
England: *Tears up* S-s-so you don't want to have a-a-a baby with me? *Starts crying*
America: WOAH DUDE YOU WERE SERIOUS! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!? WHAT THE HELL!
England: Of course I was serious you twat! As to how it happened I know I gave you the sex talk! And we bloody well had sex!
America: B-but I thought only chicks could get pregnant!
England: *Gulps and blushes* Well there is the possibility I'm a hermaphrodite. But if that's true I may be able to carry the child but as for birth...*gulp*.
America: *Paces back and forth* Oh crap! This can't be happening. I'm not ready to be a father! What will the other guys think?! *mumbles*Oh man I'm screwed.
England: *turns red and starts crying* Well if it bothers you that much Alfred F. Jones then don't bother! I'll raise this child myself! I actually believed you cared about me! Obviously you care more about your reputation! Get out of my house!
America: *Grips England's shoulders* No I will take responsibility and raise the child with you. Forget them.
England *sniffle* Really?
America: Yeah *fist pump*
Enter Sealand
Sealand: Hey jer- England! I found this a while ago and thought it was a toy (holding Britannia Angel's wand). I started playing with it and some weird stuff happened I don't know how to fix it!
America:*Stares at Sealand then England* What is that?
England: *blinks at it then gets wide-eyed*My wand! America! Do you know what this means?! I'm not a hermaphrodite! It was Sealand-*glares at Sealand* You took my wand!
Sealand: *Cowers* M-m-maybe!
America: *growls* Sealand!
England: *Sighs* I have to go fix things.
NINE MONTHS LATER
England: AMERICA WAKE UP!
America: *moans* mmm what?
England: I think I went into labor. And I was wrong...damn magic. *blushes* It's going to be a NATURAL birth!
America: *springs up* WHAT!?
England: Well don't just sit there! I need to *screams* go to a hospital!
Later at the hospital
England: How much longer is this going to take?
Doctor: Your contractions are getting closer together. I'd say another hour.
America: Thank God!
An hour later
England: *Squeezes America's hand extremely hard* Remind me to murder Sea-*screams* Land!
America: Yeah and I'll help.
Doctor: Okay Mr. England get ready.
Very long and painful birth (during which America swore his hand was broken) later
Doctor: It's a girl!
England: I know just what I want to name her!
America: Yeah and what might that be? *Holds daughter*
England: Maddeline Elizabeth...Jones!
America: *Smiles at her* That's perfect! But I'll call her Maddie!
England: Speaking of, have you called Matthew