Hey guys! So I really wanted to write something happy and funny (if you think it is). My other stories are not dead; I've just been insanely busy lately. I had tons of fun writing this so I would love to know if you guys think I should continue it! Thanks!

(Sort of AU-ish. Well first off, no dead children/murders/bites occurred. Non-hostile to humans. 'Animatronics' are technically furry androids. All characters have their own respected genders and forms. Thanks!)

The Prank War

By: QuantumPhyzics

Chapter 1: Sleeping Bears and Daredevil Foxes

"Come on come on! We have five minutes before the place opens up!" Freddy screeched frantically smoothing his fur and straightening his bow tie. He stepped out from behind the stage's drapes standing in position. "Chop chop everybody!" Freddy calls out to the Pizzeria, clapping his paws in anxiety.

"Ayeee..." Foxy groaned, stumbling out of Pirate Cove, rubbing his eyes. While it was true, all the heart and soul of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria was during the daytime with its singing animatronics and catering service for pizzas, the nighttime seemed to be a relaxing period for the group. Usually they caught up on sleep to 'recharge' and be ecstatic for the next day, but every now and then, all nighters tend to occur. Though for Freddy however, the bear napped a lot, almost whenever he had spare time. So the excuse of being tired didn't really apply to Freddy that much. But last night however, Bonnie and Foxy ended up staying awake till around three o'clock before they individually passed out. Likewise they were going to be 'unfashionably' late for their opening.

"Aw come on man!" Bonnie ruffed, walking towards the stage with his back hunched over and his arms crossing over each other. Even though the bunny stayed up reasonably late, Bonnie was used to doing this occasionally, so the tiresome effect was there but just not drastically enhanced. "Do we really have to do this now..."

"Yes Bonnie, just like every day..." Freddy mocked, smirking as the bunny made his way onto the stage. Bonnie picked up his guitar, holding it upside down as he positioned himself facing the food tables. Freddy started to slightly giggle as Bonnie looked over at him with a curious look.

"What's funny Teddy Bear" Bonnie huffed, slightly annoyed. Freddy continued to chuckle as he simply pointed at the guitar in Bonnie's paws. The bunny looked down and noticed the guitar, quickly re-positioning it. "Oh..." Bonnie whispered, a small blush appearing on his face. Freddy's chuckle simmered down as he looked towards Foxy, who continued to stumble around foolishly near the cove.

"Hey Foxy, you alright?" Freddy called out to across the room where Foxy quickly snapped his neck towards the bear and slightly frowned.

"Ugh…" Foxy muttered trying to get his bearings straight. Freddy chuckle some more, knowing that Foxy only got two hours of sleep last night.

The kitchen doors open to reveal Chica, dressed and fur brushed down. She held a smile as she walked over towards the stage. "Someone's having a good morning?" Freddy questioned, smirking as Chica got up on the stage and took her spot alongside the bear.

"Good as ever!" Chica said, cheerfully and full of confidence. Freddy simply nodded as he looked forward towards the front doors.

Mr. Fazbear quickly opened the doors and looked at the band with a smile. "Good morning Fazbear!" Freddy said, grinning at the owner. Fazbear walked over to the stage, giving Freddy a hug as he returned it.

"Hey Fazzy..." Bonnie said, smirking as he gave the owner a quick hug before letting him go.

"Mornin' Fazbear!" Chica called out, wrapping her wings around the owner and held him in a tight embrace.

Fazbear smiled and swiftly looked around the stage. "Where's Foxy?"

"Ova here..." Foxy exclaimed, carelessly waving his hook-hand towards Fazbear who in return waved his hand. He took a couple steps back and cleared his throat.

"Well good morning to you all! I hope last night wasn't too much trouble..." Fazbear said, eyeing Foxy as he tried to keep both his eyes open. "Anyhow, today is just usual protocol, nothing special. If you need me I'll be in my office!" Fazbear exclaimed as he turned away from the band and walked over to his office, opening the door slowly before stepping in.

The clock ringed as the time was six o'clock, official opening time. Freddy adjusted his posture, looking over at Bonnie and Chica, relaxing himself.

After an hour or so many families started to show up to the Pizzeria. Kids swarmed the tables and the front of the stage as they watched the band sing and perform with glee. Eventually the band got into the habit of their performance, doing different songs without flaw or becoming tiresome. Everyone, except Foxy.

Kids sat around Foxy as he was 'supposed' to tell pirate tales. "So... t-the scallywag creeps up... the starboard bow..." Foxy muttered short incoherent mumbles as he focused on trying to stay awake. His eyes flickered open and closed, eventually lulling him to sleep...

Freddy and the band finished their last song as the crowd laughed and applauded. Chica got off the stage and went around, taking orders for pizzas. Freddy looked over at Pirate Cove to see the slumped over sleeping Foxy. A small group of kids were seated around him looking at each other in confusion. Suddenly Freddy started to snicker... Then he grabbed his microphone and spoke aloud for the whole pizzeria to hear.

"Come on over to Pirate's Cove to hear the tale... Of the daredevil, Foxy! Always awake and ready for action!"

Foxy jolted up immediately as he heard his name on the speaker. He looked around as kids came to the cove, swarming around him. Foxy shook his head awake and glared at Freddy. The bear started laughing so hard, he clinched his stomach, making Bonnie look over and start laughing as well. Foxy continued to glare at them before he took a microphone and connected it to the main speakers.

"Aye lads want to hear da story of the terrifying hibernating bear!"

Freddy's ears perked up as he looked towards Foxy in wonder.

"Aye this beast be the scariest of the seven seas! All ye did was sleep! Almost at times ye never moved a muscle! Aye ye was so lazy even Blackbeard himself didn't want to capture him! Too much space ye would say!"

Foxy smirked at Freddy and sat down, putting the microphone to his side. Freddy was speechless, the only sounds he could make we're small inaudible gasps. Finally he cleared his throat and held up the microphone, an evil grin present on his face.

"The staff would like to apologize for putting a sleepyhead to perform in Pirate's Cove. Before realization of the performer's lack... of being a actual pirate!"

All the kids in Pirate's Cove looked over to Foxy with looks of surprise. The fox gasped loudly, frowning at Freddy in anger. Foxy quickly picked up the microphone by his side.

"Aye! Maybe ye would like to explain why ye do the least amount of singin' in a pizzeria with your name in the title!"

Freddy gasped, looking hurt for a brief moment. Bonnie started to chuckle as he sat on the edge of the stage, watching this event. Many of the adults and kids were confused but were focused on this 'firefight' of words. Freddy regained his composure and spoke in the mic once more.

"Coming from a lousy excuse for a pirate! How do you explain your missing hand? Sword accident... or is it dress-up day!"

Foxy gasped as he stood up and marched his way up to the stage. Bonnie and Chica watched in shock, along with the adults and kids. Foxy walked in front of Freddy, pointing his hook at the bear.

"Ye got something to say Teddy Bear!?" Foxy huffed in annoyance to the bear who frowned in front of him. Freddy then put his paw up, curving one of the fingers to look like a hook while the other paw went to cover up one of his eyes.

"Look at me everybody! Yarr harr! Ahoy mateys!" Freddy said, waving his curved finger-hook around as he turned towards the audience. Bonnie started to snicker underneath his breath as Chica watched in horror, frightened by what could happen.

"Ye think ye is the greatest here don't ya!? Let's prove it then!"

"Fine!"

Bonnie smirked and stood up, clearing his throat and speaking up. "How about a prank war! Let's have a little fun with this!"

Chica looked at Bonnie in shock by what he just said, elbowing Bonnie in response. Freddy and Foxy looked over to Bonnie, thinking about his suggestion.

"F-Fine! So be it! A prank war!" Freddy agreed, growling to Foxy who did the same back.

"Aye! It's agreed! Come on Teddy Bear, let's see ya stuff!"

"I-I will! You.. you..wannabe!"

"Napsack!"

With that, Freddy and Foxy parted ways, the bear went behind the curtains of the stage and the fox retreating back to his cove. Leaving Bonnie and Chica awkwardly standing in front of a crowd of confused adults and children. Suddenly Fazbear burst out his office and was stunned with what he heard and saw.

"Bonnie, Chica in my office now! Everyone else, I'm sorry to say, but Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is temporarily closed at the moment."

Bonnie and Chica gulped as they approached the office doors, looking at each other in fear. They stepped inside to see Mr. Fazbear frowning at them.

"Look Fazzy we had nothing to do with that!" Bonnie exclaimed pointing at himself and Chica. Fazbear just face palmed and shook his head.

"A prank war? Are you serious Bonnie?"

"What? I don't see the problem with it!"

"Bonnie I just don't want anyone getting hurt, understand? You should have left it to me."

"Sorry Fazzy..."

"Ugh, well there is no changing it now. Let's just hope we don't bring down the pizzeria with all of this."

Behind the curtains Freddy sat twiddling his thumbs, thinking of different 'pranks' against a certain fox. Whilst his thinking, he failed to notice the quiet golden bear sneaking up behind him. The golden bear grabbed Freddy's shoulders, shaking them while laughing. Freddy turned around and cringed from freight before calming down.

"Hey brother, how's it been?" Goldie said, smiling as he sat next to his brother. Freddy just looked over at him and frowned.

"Not so good anymore bro. Got into this argument with Foxy and... this is going to be a prank war."

Goldie gasped, and then a wicked smile formed on his face. "No way bro... I've always wanted to be a little... mischievous." Goldie started chuckling while Freddy just watched him, getting slightly disturbed. Goldie noticing this and stopped immediately. "S-Sorry brother."

Freddy relaxed and looked around, putting a paw on the back of his neck. "It's ok Goldie."

"Hey... I'll side with you on anything brother."

Goldie said smiling as he hugged Freddy, snuggling his face in his fur.

"T-Thanks Goldie... but I don't know if siding is even allowed."

Goldie turned his face to the air while the side still rested on Freddy's chest. "Keep it a secret then ok? No one has to know." Goldie unwrapped himself from around Freddy and smiled at his brother.

Freddy looked around and nodded at his brother, smiling while doing so. "Thanks Goldie, I'm gonna think a little bit here."

Goldie nodded and walked to a separate room backstage, leaving Freddy alone with his thoughts. After all, he did need the time. Freddy had to think of ways to prank the pirate, as this is going to be the first prank war Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria will ever fall witness too...

Well I would love to know what you guys think about this! I loved writing this and would love some feedback! Thank You so much for taking time out of your day/night to read this!