Chelkar step thru the airlock of the ship and step onto helo station, in his left han he hold a box w/ the remains of grazdaka boomtoof's head, he had kinda fuk up when he shot him in the face w/ the railgun, so his face was all busted an stuff now! (Heh, nothin personel)
Security stop chelkar at the gate like "Damn son thats a good head u got"
"Take me 2 ur boss" said chelkar "This is his head"
"Okay" said the guards
Chelkar was taken up the spire to helo station's boss! Admiral Blackmoore
"Ah, Chelkar" he said "I assume you have brought me what I requested?"
"Yea i did" said chelkar as he throw down the orks head
"Chelkar what the FUCK is this?" he said
"Its boomtoofs head!" said chelkar
"Whats LEFT of it! ITs in pieces!" shouted the admiral
"Hey you didnt tell me that his head had 2 b intact!" said chelkar
"Yes I did! there were explicit instructions to keep his head intact!" retorted the admiral
"Oh" said chelkar "Woops, so uh about that quadrillion thrones!"
"You will not receive full payment 4 dis!" said the admiral "I will give you, one fourth!"
"WHAT" screma chelkar "This is impossibururu!"
Chelkar use his plot powers to conjure the accent of an old puerto rican man
"How u gona tell u gona only give me 1/4 payment!" chelkar say "how u gona do that!?"
"Well.." the admiral pondered "Perhaps if you wated to receive the rets of your payment u could do one mroe job for me!"
"Like what" said chelkar
"There has been a mysterious crime that needs a solvin, our arbites' lead trail has gone cold, if you could help them solve it, maybe i could give u the rest of ur money!"
chelkar stop 2 think. this sounded like a load of bullshit, but he realy wanted the quadrillion thrones, even if it was bullhit he had 2 try!
"Ok." said chelkar "Where do i start?"
"Go speak to Arbite Conrad at the Imperial Spire!" said blackmoore, "Tell him I sent you!"
"Ok" said chelkar and he walk out the door
"He said WHAT?!" scream strom
"He said we have to help him solve a murder or we wont get the dosh!" said chelkar
"What a load of bullshit! I told you not to blow up the orks head!"
"Hey I'm not the only one who has trouble blowin stuff up!"
"I thought we agreed 2 never talk about the warp drive again!" Shouted strom
"Well then dont make fun of me!" sai chelkar
"Ok Ok" said strom "So what do we do now?"
"We have to go 2 the imperial spire" Said chelkar "Arbite Conrade is there and he will tell us what 2 do!"
"Okay, we should head over there then" said strom
"Okay, let's go." said chelkar
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"Strom?"
"Yeah I'm right here" said strom "What is it?"
"Oh nothing, i thought u went afk again, lets go"
Chelkar and friends entered the spire, inside they found lots of imperial art and shit (It was pretty gay if u ask chelkar), chelkar move up to the reception desk
"Hey I ned 2 talk to arbite conrad" said chelkar
"Oh rearry" Said the receptionist, "Werr u betta have a goood reason or erse u not gona see him!"
"How about you just tell him I need to see him before things get ugly!" said chelkar
"Ohh u a tuff guy huh?" said the receptionist "U think u gona intimidate me white boi?"
"Yeah" said chelkar as he pull out his power axe, but before he could, the receptionist had already pulled a power katana and put it to chelkar's chest
"YOU GONA FUCK ON MEEEE" said the receptionist "U take a one moore move and ima srice ur barrs off! dont think i wont a do it! I've done it before!"
"Okay, pls not my dick" said chelkar "I will calm down"
"Very werr" said the receptionist, and put his katana away
Chelkar relax and lean on the desk "So where did you get that from anyway?"
"I am a from the pranet Tekarn!" said the receptionist "I was a guardsman for a very rong time b4 i said fuck it and join a rogue trader caravan! I went arr across the garaxy fuckin on greenskins and heretics b4 i decide to settle down on this station! I even have a wife and famiry now!"
"Oh thats cool" said chelkar "So how about seeing conrad?"
"Oh yeah he just over dere, i was a fuckin with you!" said the receptionist
"Ok' said chelkar as he go to see conrad
"Conrad it is me chelkar i am here 2 help w/ the murder"
"Oh, youre the guy blackmoore sent, ok i wil take u 2 the crime scene" said conrad
Chelkar step into the crime scene and let out a loud GHASP, on the floor was a woman, she was ded, but not just ded, she had been obliterated, earth shaked, disintegrated, and terminated
Chelkar bend down to take a closer look, she was wearin a black sweater and a red skirt, she looked vaguely familiar to him
"Who is this?" chelkar thought 2 himself "She looks familiar"
Thats when it hit him and his eyes GO WIDE
"Oh no!" said chelkar
It was Rwby! One of Talos' many acquaintances, he knew talos had feelings for this woman but would never openly admit them, he would just sit in his bulkhead and write fanfiction all day 'shipping' her with other people (Like wtf)
"Talos isnt gona be happy 2 hear about dis one" said chelkar
He scan Rwby's body, her limbs had been dismembered, her stomach had been open and intestin hang out, she look like she had been alive for 3 days, There was no evidence of rape or physical abuse prior to death, most of the mutiliation had been done post mortem.
And he was glad for that, because he didnt wish this on anyone! Rwbys limbs had been nailed to the walls, her intestin had been strung up on the ceiling in some shoddy display ritual, chelkar was ponderin who THE FUCK could have done this?
Thats when a white circle outline catch his eye, he hover his mosue over it and press mouse 1, he move over and check it out, it was an 8 pointed star
"OH NO" sai chelkar as he realise it was CHAOS who did this!
"Conrad look!" he said, conrade come over and loo kat his item before he GHASP in FEAR
"This is not good chelkar" said conrad "There is no way we can let anyone know"
"I understan" said chelkar, was there anyone else living in this apartment beside rwby?"
"There was one, but she check out 2 days ago" said conrad
"Oh, where did he go?"
"We don't know, SHE hasn't been seen since, we've tried to find her but its like she disappear, hopefully this bastard didnt get her too"
"Oh, okay, do you have a name or any clues to her identity?"
"All we know is that she has white hair"
Chelkars eyes go whide again "Uh oh, I hope she is alright for talos' sake" chelkar thought to himself
Suddenly chelkar hear a familiar voice!
"No! Tell me it isnt tru! this isnt how its spose 2 go!" screamed talos
Talos burst into the room and let out a loud GHASP as he see the horrific scene with the mutiliated rwby
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" SHOUT TALOS "RWBY HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WHO DID THIS 2 U" scream talos as he charge in
"Talos gtfo this is a crime scene" said chelkar
'Fuck you! said talos "Why thefuck shoudd i listen 2 u! u are a terrible leader! u pay your ment ith grox pockets!" said talos
Chelkar was stun, before slammin talos 2 the wall
"Dont u EVER say that i front of anyone! if they find out we are FUCKED" There were still Labor Rights Laws in the Imperium and if it got out that his men were being paid with grox pockets, that would not b very good 4 him
"Talos i kno this is hard 4 u but li-"
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE" scream talos, "I LOVE THIS WOMAN, I WRITE SO MANY FICS OF HER, HAVING SEX WITH OTHER WOMAN!" scream talos, "SHE WAS THE SUM OF MY EXISTENCE, AND NOW SHE IS GONE"
"Talos, listen to me" said chelkar "We're going to find the bastard that did this and make them pay, but there is one problem"
Talos sniffled a bit before looking up at chelkar "What problem?" he choked out
"Talos" chelkar whisper "We think this was done by chaos!"
Talos stop cryin, his eyes go wide 'No" he whispered
"Talos, I know u spent time in the warp after you fukced up that one psyker spell and rolled a 99, can you think of anything that could have done this?"
Talos push chelkar off of him and slump down the wall, visibly shaken
"It's impossible" said talos "Thre is no way they could have found her!"
"Who could have found her?" said chelkar
"The coldsteel demons" said talos "Before i got thrust back into reality, i had 2 make a deal w/ them. they told me theyd let me go free but i had to fofer something in return! but they didnt tel me what! like a fool, i accepted, they told me no matter what happened, ti was 'nothing personel', and then they let me leave the warp"
Talos put his head in his hand and shake it, "I didnt know this is hwat they meant! I cannot believe this! Its my fault!"
Chelkar pull talos up "We dont know who did it yet, it could have been anyone, dont blame yourself just yet" said chelkar
"IF it wasnt coldsteel then who was it!?" scream talos
"I dont know, but i have a feelin we'll know more if we find this bitch with the whtie hair who lived here too!" said chelkar
"WAIT" said talos "Weiss lives here too!?"
"The bitch w/ the white hair? she check out 2 days ago"
"I have to find her!" shouted talos, "I'm going to go right now!"
"Talos wait!" said chelkar but it was 2 late, he had already left.
Everyone left the scene except for chelkar, he had taken one last look and was about to leave before he saw something out the corner of his eye, it looked like a person, but it wasnt it was much shorter and it was hidin behind the shelf!
"Who is there" said chelkar
the shape didnt respond
"If you dont respond i will have to hurt u!" said chelkar
the shape pop out, it looked like a grox, but it wasnt, since chelkar had the ancient terran lore skill, he saw that it looked like a toad! but it was humanoid!
"What the fuck" said chelkar
"Um.." the toad said in a high pitched voice "I'm not supposd 2 talk to strangers but u said ud hurt me so, hi!" said the frog
Chelkar GHASP and back up one step
"What the fuck are you" said chelkar
"Well, um I'm a-"
"CHRIIIIIIIST JUNIOR" said an older sounding voice with a praetorian accent "YOU GONA GET US BOTH KILLED M8"
a larger toad appear from behind the shelf and scoop up the smaller one
"Who da fuck are u" said the frog
"I'm chelkar" said chelkar hesitantly "What the fuck are you? some kind of overgrown frog?"
"'EY, I AINT NO FUCKIN FROG YOU GOT THAT M8? I'M A TOAD, MR. TOAD TO BE EXACT"
"What.." said chelkar
"THATS ROIGHT, MR. TOAD AND THIS IS ME BOY TJ"
"What the hell are you doing here?" said chelkar "How do you even exist this is fuckign stupid what the fuck"
"WELL" said mr toad "Me and me boy found this ring that lets us go through different places in time! 'course we didnt know thats what it did, Junior here just picked it up and we got stuck here! I told that little buggre not to be touchin things that arent his but of course he didnt listen!" said mr toad as he glare angrily at the frog in his arms
"Now we're stuck 'ere until we find out how 2 fix it"
"Wow, that sucks" said chelkar "What are you doing in this apartment
"Well, thats what I wanted to talk to u about m8" said the toad
"We was hidin in here, when it all went down, see! we didn see nuffin but we heard alot!"
"You heard it? What did you hear?" ask chelkar
"Nuffin much, just a little bit of screamin and that was it, I think she died before.. THIS happen to her!" said toad as he point to the display of gore
"Did you hear anyones name or voice?" ask chelkar
"nah m8, but we did hear alot of slicin and cuttin"
"Oh, okay, I got to go do detective stuff now, are you two gonna be alright here?"
"Well, thats the thing m80" said toad "We actually aint got a place to live now, and if u say these 'chaos' guys are responsible, they dont sound too nice ad we dont want to end up like that girl!" said toad
"Okay.. so, what?" ask chelkar
"Well, if its okay with you, do you know anywhere we could stay?"
Chelkar stop 2 ponder this, could he let them stay on his ship? surely there were other places on the staion to keep a pair of human frog things, but at the same time, they were witnesses to the crime and could be useful!
"I dont know" said chelkar
"CHRIIIIIST CHELKAR" said toad "WHERE DA FUCK YOU THINK WE GONNA STAY? I AINT GOIN TO NO FARM!" he shouted "'AVE A HEART M8, GIVE ME AN MY BOY A PLACE TO SLEEP"
Chelkar stop to ponder again, and he was face w/ 2 decision
Help Toad? or Leave Him.
*Click*
"Alright toad, I will help you, but you gotta promise to stay quiet and hidden, do u understand?"
Chelkar decide to help toad and take him to his ship
"Yea yeah i got it" said toad "Thanks m80, u wont regret this!"
"Okay, I'll have one of my men escort you to the ship, stay here for one second" he said as he left the room
"Chelkar" said toad right before he leave
Chelkar turn around, "What is it?"
"Be careful of that white girl" said toad "Somethin seemed, off, about her!"
"Okay" said chelkar as he go to get strom and have him escort the what the fuck things back to the ship
Chelkar walk out of the complex and sit down in his shuttle, on the console was a note. he pick it up an read it
"Chelkar,
There's no use hiding anymore, we need 2 meet somewhere private, meet me at these coordinates
B.W"
Chelkar ponder, "What the fuck is going on" ask chelkar "Is all this bullshit even worht a quadrillion thrones?' he ask himself
JUST THEN ANEXPLOSION WRACK THE COMPLEX, CHELKAR LOOK UP AND SEE A BODY FALL DOWN AND HIT THE PAVEMENT, CHELKAR LOOK UP TO SEE THAT THE EXPLOSION WAS ON THE SAME FLOOR AS RWBYS ROOM!
"AW SHIT" said chelkar as he rush upstairs
"Strom! are you okay!?" he shout as he run up the emergency stairs
"Yes we are fine, we took the stairs instead of the elevator to avoid attention because you know we have two fucking toads to hide" said strom
"Okay, thank the emperor you're all okay, take them back to the ship, make sure they are secure"
"Okay" said strom ad he left with the toads
chelkar move upstairs and his guess was correct, the explosion had come from rwbys apartment, and it was pretty fucked, there was nothin left, just a shatted husk of the old architecture
"Well shit" said chelkar as he look around before another white circle outline catch his attenion, he click it again and he move over to check it out, it was a strange piece of equipment he had never seen before, it looked out of place to him, like it didn't belong anywhere on this station
"Hmm." said chelkar as he ponder what the fuck could be happenin
Chelkar get on his vox and call papi
"Papi this is chelkar come in pls"
"ITS A ME PAPI!" said papi finally getting in some screentime "What a do u want!?"
"Papi, I need another shuttle sent to my location, strom is on the way with some unexpected guests, make sure nobody sees them."
"Okay!" said papi "What do you need the shuttle for?"
"Because" said chelkar as he take out and light his lho stick before brethin in the sweet toxin while this song play! /watch?v=KY-b-oAx464
(He never really smoke but after what he been through he need to relive teh stress!")
Chelkar breath out the smoke and sigh, pondering what he was about to do
"Because I'm about to go on a blind date"
TO BE CONTINUE
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