written for sonjajade, 2013 hentai_contest winter break


Midnight approached. They drank. Sake poured - then - slipped into the lake. Waves spread and scattered the image of the moon. Somehow - they stood. Somehow - they walked. Their feet shuffled. After a fit of giggles they realized they were lost.

"Turn..."

"Turn? Why? Where are you?"

"I need you to turn," he replied. "Or - wait - I to turn. I need the privates..."

"You need the privates?" she laughed.

"Privacy!"

They stood back to back.

"Hey?" He leaned at her back as if she were a tree. She struggled to help him stand. "Hey, we're drunk!" He dug into his hakama then held onto something between his legs. She watched a stream arc and splatter. "Oh, Kenshin, it's getting everywhere..."

"Kaoru - you don't know what to do!" Baffled at the development, he did not know what to do when she wrestled it out of his grip. "Aim high!" She giggled and raised it up. "Too high! Just aim forward."

The stream dried and Kaoru released Kenshin.

"And?"

"And?"

"And you got to shake it."

"What kind of shit is that ... drunk ... Kenshin!"

"This kind of shit." He grabbed her palm and latched her grip onto his cock. "Shake."

"Weird! Oh, um, heh, Kenshin - you need to turn." At that the raise of his eyebrow revealed the work of his imagination. "NO!" she shouted before he asked. "All of that pee you made made me pee!"

"That's not fair," he laughed as he spun. "You're the not-fair-er sex!"

"You got that right buddy."