Better Call Walt
The story begins with Walt who was previously working in manufacturing greeting cards in the mail room at Hallmark, Hallmark, and McGill. Gus storms into the mail room and looks Walter dead in the eyes.
"Walter! These greeting cards are unacceptable!"
"Calm down, Gus. What is the problem?"
"Violets are red. My meth is blue. Step on my turf and I'm going kill you," Gus says as he reads the greeting card back to Walter.
"I personally thought it was quite good, actually. You even have a quote by Walt Whitman on the back of the card," Walt says as he pours himself a cup of black coffee.
"Walt. I'm sorry to say this. But you leave me no choice." Gus slowly begins to take out a box cutter from his pocket as he looks at Walter with a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very angry expression on his face.
Gus cuts the card in half with the box cutter.
"You're fired Walt."
"Fine. You want to fire me? You want to fire me? You want to fire me? You want to fire me? Fire me you will? Well before you do, I just have one thing to say," Walt says as he comes an inch from Gus's face and looks at Gus like he is about one step away from stepping away from him.
"Knock. Knock" Walter says in a menacing tone.
"Who's there?" Gus asks inquisitively.
"The one who knocks," Walt says.
Baby Blue by Badfinger plays in the background as Walt packs up his brief case and storms out of the building flipping off his coworkers. Walt goes down the elevator and storms off into his Pontiac Aztek. Suddenly, Walt realizes there's a gun being pointed at the back of his head from someone behind the front seat. It's Tuco.
"I told you to make me the perfect greeting card and you make me this wack ass punk shit," Tuco says while eating a Taco.
"Tuco. Just give me a little more time and I will make you the perfect greeting card! I swear a will!" Walter says while looking at Tuco who looks back at Walter who looks back at Tuco who looks back at Walter who looks back at Walter who looks back at Tuco who looks back at Darth Vader.
"It's too late for that. You're gonna write me a new greeting card or I'm going to kill your old ass," Tuco says in a super duper menacing tone.
Meanwhile, Jessie is getting crunk at a Babylon 5 convention when he suddenly realizes that he'd better call Walt.