Hello, Pertemis fans! I will be following most of the Pertemis plotlines (new word) like Annabeth breaks up with Percy and becomes Guardian of the Hunt and shit like that. NOTE : I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO UPDATE FAST. MAYBE LIKE 3 CHAPTERS A MONTH BECAUSE I NEED TO BALANCE MY STUDIES AND NBA 2K14. Also, say if you like First Person or Third Person, or a balance between them. I'll use TP for this one though.


"Do you, Perseus Jackson, accept our generous offer?"

"What do you mean, Lord Zeus?"

"I mean of the gift that has not been bestowed to heroes for millennia."

"Pardon?"

The God of Thunder rolled his eyes. "I mean immortality, Jackson. You will be made a god. Now, do you accept or not?"

Percy glanced quickly at Annabeth before saying, "I-I do," stammering slightly. He thought about how he would manage without Annabeth, that devil. He tuned out Zeus's rants and flashed back to a memory two years ago.

"Hey, Kelp Boy. Athena wants to talk with you," said Annabeth, sitting at the foot of Percy's bed.

"What?" said a ruffled-looking Percy, his voice muffled by the pillow on his head.

"I SAID," Annabeth shouted at Percy's ear, "MOM WANTS TO TALK WITH YOU!"

"Ow!" I said, jumping up so quickly Annabeth was thrown to the floor.

"What was that for?"

"Mom. Athena. Talk."

Percy yawned. "Why so early?"

"No, it's not. In case you don't know, it's 10:28 right now, and you've slept for 15 hours. Looks like Nico gave you a tough time, huh?"

"Please. Talk about the kid. I've been training him for 5 days and he looks like he had a good night's sleep. Every. Fucking. Time."

"Anyway, hurry up. Mom's not the patient type," said Annabeth, hopping off my bed. "Good luck. From the look on Mom's face, you'll need it."

She left.

Percy groaned. Why today, of all days?

Percy left Cabin Three 5 minutes later, having taken a quick shower and put on a Camp t-shirt and jeans with his trusty pen Anaklusmos, or Riptide, or the current that takes one by surprise. Percy thought about words that a friend attached to the latter,'and before you know it, you have been swept out to the sea.'

Percy walked to Cabin Six (or Athena's cabin, if you don't know) to ask Annabeth where Athena would be. To his surprise, Athena was there, waiting for him.

"Hello Percy Jackson. I assume you have had a peaceful nap?" said Athena, her gray eyes penetrating my soul.

"Erm, not quite, milady," said Percy, dropping his gaze and bowing.

"Please, stop with these formal. . . manners." she replied. "Let us walk."

She walked quite fast, and Percy had to jog to catch up.

"I have heard rumors, Percy Jackson." Percy stayed silent.

"One of these rumors are that you have started dating my daughter, Annabeth, yes?"

Percy gulped. Oh no . . .

"T-True, ma'am."

"Call me Athena."

"Athena."

"And you will love her all your life?"

"I have no other."

"Hmm..." she pondered.

After a great pause, she said: "Would you be willing to marry her?"

"Wha-?" This question got Percy by surprise.

"I said: Will you marry her?"

Athena stopped walking. Percy stopped too, and saw that they had arrived at the beach. Percy remembered something that a god once said. 'Go to the sea, Percy. It will help you with your decisions.' Perhaps this was why Athena had taken him here.

"Yes?" said Percy, his tone unsure. Percy didn't know if he should marry Annabeth when the time came. At least, not yet.

"Make up your mind, Percy."

Percy thought about Annabeth, and how he was happy around her, and how happy she seemed when he was there. At last, he made up his mind.

"Yes," said Percy, his voice confident.

"Sure?" said Athena, analyzing him for any sign of lie.

"Yes," said Percy, with the same tone.

"Very well," said Athena, walking back to Camp. "We have a long day ahead of us, so we must get going."

"Percy to Olympus, anyone there?" came the voice of Thalia followed by 20 thousand volts of lightning which struck Percy.

"What in Hades-" exclaimed Percy.

"I prefer people not using my name for swearing," Hades sniffed. Zeus and Poseidon, who heard him, snickered.

"-Seriously Thalia what the fuc-"

"Please don't swear," said Hera.

I immediately blushed a deep red and said, "Where were we again?"

"We were on your immortalization," said Zeus, trying to maintain a straight face.

"Yes."

"Fine then. Repeat after me."

"Repeat after me."

"I, Perseus Jackson, ask of the Mighty Olympians immortalization. That said, I pledge my allegiance to Olympus and will aid them in time of need," muttered Zeus.

"I, Perseus Jackson, ask of the Mighty Olympians immortalization. That said, I pledge my allegiance to Olympus and will aid them in time of need," said Percy.

"We, the Council, approve your request," said Zeus. The others murmured their assent.

Percy suddenly felt more powerful, and full of energy. He felt as if he could climb over fences and jump across walls.

"Now then," said Zeus, his voice more louder now. "Eat this Percy, and drink." He pointed to a spot on the floor and a chair, table, and ambrosia and nectar appeared on the spot where he pointed. The ambrosia had a golden aura around it, and suddenly Percy wanted to eat it. Percy felt that others had hungry looks on their faces, or took a step forward.

"STOP!" yelled Zeus, and shook his thunderbolt, sizzling with electricity. The others fell back at once.

"I am sorry. I should not have made it appear here. It's taste is better than that of the Golden Apples of the Hesperides. Eat it, Percy, quickly."

Percy took off at lightning speed and ate hungrily at the ambrosia. It's taste was heavenly, exploding with thousands of flavors: chocolate, bacon, cheese, cake; everything that was good. He took a sip of the nectar, he immediately wanted for more. It tasted like the blue cookies Mom used to bake. It left a sizzling aftertaste at the mouth; like firewhisky.

"That was fast," said Athena.

Percy looked at the place around him. It was messy. Ambrosia was littered everywhere. The shards from the glass of nectar was shattered and lay in pieces. The chair was overturned and the table had a crack in the middle.

"I don't think we ever had a god who ate as fast as you," snickered Apollo. "You might've broken a Guinness' World Record for 'Fastest God Food Eater of All-Time.'"

"Shut up, Apollo."

"Sure thing, sis."

"Don't call me sis!"

"Sure thing, baby sis."

"I'm older than you for like, 2 minutes."

"Ha! As if!"

While the twin gods were bickering with each other, Zeus cleared his throat. "Anyway, on more important matters, you are now a god, Percy. Since a god needs to have domains, what would you like?"

"The sun is more spectacular!" chimed in Apollo.

"No, the moon! At least it can change colors unlike a certain yellow-faced god that I know," exclaimed Artemis.

"Who're you calling yellow-faced,-"

"Would you like another arrow in the butt, Apollo?" said Zeus.

"Erm, no," said Apollo, wincing slightly as he rubbed his sensitive part.

The gods laughed. Zeus waited for everyone to calm down until he resumed to have his conversation with Percy.

"Now that we are now all quiet," said Zeus, giving Apollo the evil eye. "What would you like to be, Percy?"

Percy took this into account, clearly choosing what might be best. "Hmm. . . I choose . . ."


You! Hahahaha! Get it! Like in Pokemon! 'I choose you!' Hahahaha. *wipes tear* Anyway, you can PM me for what you want Percy to be: Lord of blablabla Tides blablablabla Battle whatever. Take your pick. Also, I won't update until I decide what god Percy will be. On another note, I prepared out some questions for reviews, because I can say that some reviews aren't helpful. (Optional)

1. Did you follow the plot? Enjoy it?

2. Where the jokes funny? (No, don't tell me. I know they were lame)

3. Did you find grammatical and spelling errors in this Chapter?

4. Do you have any ideas for the plot, such as "Do the gods favor Percy with awesome powers" and whatnot.

That's about it. I won't update until I find good ideas, or fans supply me with some.

'Till next time!