Sincerely Yours
(aka Remus writes a loving poem to Sirius)
I do not own Remus, Sirius, or anything else that is obviously J.K. Rowling's.
This is random; the idea just struck me one day and I wrote a poem about it. This would be set in the Marauders' sixth year maybe. Sirius chases Remus. Remus, a romanticist at heart, writes a [horrid] poem.
Have a laugh.
xx
Dear the Charming Mr. Sirius Black
I have been cutting you way too much slack
Now what you need is a new track
To start making up for the things you lack
Atrocity number one: your bragging is excessive
Number two: your table manners are repulsive
Thirdly, your inner complaints are too expressive
And fourth, you're irrational and too compulsive
You also need to get a hint
And stop acting so freaking bent
More? After smoking, start taking a mint
Because, honestly, your breath stinks
Here's more: your secret mission must come to a halt
Before you get injured with me at fault
For your advances are rejected by default
Unless you change your tactics of assault
Now of course, I hope you don't get offended
But I really wish that your flaws get amended
And now that I have cleverly commented
By expressing my thoughts in a form splendid:
I'd like it to be clear that I walk and not 'strut'
And I do not eat chocolate "rather a lot"
Cease and desist before I make your blood clot
Sincerely yours you annoying mutt!
xx
I shall never write poetry again. I have a few talents, poetry is not one of them.
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