One day in Nohr, Crown Prince of Nohr Xander was in the throne room with his siblings along with Corrin. Corrin looked at Xander and said "Big brother what's wrong?" Xander looked at Corrin and said "I never got to marry anyone Corrin..." Xander was depressed about being alone not only was Corrin a fucking dumbass for choosing Nohr...he also didn't choose a wife for Xander. Corrin grabs his Yato blade and says "Xander don't give up! there's love out there for everyone even you big brother!" Leo, the youngest prince, said "Can I please get out of this god awful game" and so he did lol. All of a sudden an earthquake approached them a gigantic blue portal came out of thin air and out came a yellow ball. was it pac man?!/1?!1/1/1/?! no it was a weird thing. Xander unsheathed his sword and transformed into Spring Xander. The yellow ball got scared and said "wait! I mean no harm...my name is Gene and I somehow got sucked in here through Alex's game called Fire Emblem Heroes" Xander lowered his sword and looked at Gene and thought "Hmm interesting" Corrin said "GUYS WE SHOULD TRUST HIM HE'S NOT EVIL I SWEAR" Xander said "You're right Corrin...like always":weary:Gene then offers to show Xander what's outside in the real world and then they go on an adventure and Gene then says "You know Xander...the love of my life Jailbreak friendzoned me" Xander says "BY GODS WHAT?! YOU'RE A PERFECT MAN GENE IT'S HER FAULT FOR NOT SEEING WHAT SHE HAD" Gene responds "Y-y-you really think so?" Xander says "I know so" and leans in for a kiss their kiss makes sparks fly out of Xander's asshole. Xander now turns into Summer Xander and shows Gene his Siegfried, Gene shows Xander his Eggplant and eventually his sweat drops they fuck and Xander lays an egg. The egg hatches and an emoji version of Siegbert comes out and says "Father what the fuck were you thinking?" Xander then kills Siegbert with his Siegfried and then downloads the Just Dance app and go back to Nohr. Corrin sees this and kills Gene out of revenge for raping his brother, someone he respected very much, Corrin says "I MAKE MY OWN FATE!" and tries to kill Gene but Gene is always three steps ahead and counters his every move. Corrin dies to Gene's hands and Xander couldn't care less. He finally found a husband but then Garon swoops in and dickslaps him cuz he didn't raise no faggot and kills him. Gene then escapes back to Alex's phone and never speaks of it again.