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"ARHHDGGGGGGGG!"
"What is it Tweek?" Craig deadpanned.
"THE FAIRIES ARE STEALING MY SALT SHAKERS AND FEEDING THEM TO THE VOLCANO!" The blonde ran around his boyfriend as he screamed like a banshee.
"Really? That's awful!" Craig rolled his eyes.
"NRUKK! Y-you're be-being sarcastic Craig! S-s-s-top no taking me seriously!" Tweek made his misty green eyes do the puppy dog look.
"But Tweek, there are no fairies stealing your salt shakers. Say it."
"T-there are n-no f-f-f-fairies?" The twitchy one asked, unsure if or not to trust his boy-toy.
"Right."
Craig, proud of his boyfriend for calming down, reached down to hug him. But no. Half way through the embrace, Craig got sucker-punched.
"AHHHHH!" Tweek ran down the street swinging his arms above his head.
"Damnitt Tweek..."
A/N:::utter shit but oh well. Lol I didn't feel like writing chapter 2 for high school happenings so I wrote this. Lol I can so see this happening and then craig raping him later. Yeaaa. Review if you want. I understand if u dont LOLz