DISCLAIMERRR!!- I, Nikki Grillo, do NOT own twilight or h2o just add water or anything else but my box outside of 7-11.

Mmkay, so like please don't flame me. The left side of my brain is totally dominant so my creativity level is so like at 30% and my logical sense is at 65% and the other 5% is bacon. 3 I don't care if you hate it, if you don't like it just stop reading. Then tell me what can be fixed.

Ok so my name is Melody Rose Cullen. I am sixteen years old with long brown hair, hazel eyes, and braces. I had parents but they dumped me in an orphanage when I was two years old. My mother was giving me a bath when I turned into a mermaid. She took me to the orphanage because she was scared. The orphanage called Dr. Carlisle Cullen and he adopted me. The other vampires are used to me by now because mermaid blood isn't really that appealing to them. Too fishy…that was lame. I've lived with them for almost my entire life and I love them with all my heart.

Esme Cullen, my adoptive mother, got me this journal to write my feelings down. I guess she doesn't want me boiling the water in the flower vases in my room. Poor flowers. Emmet, Edward and Jasper Cullen, are my adoptive brothers. I love them more though. Like real brothers, not in a lovey dovey way. I have two adoptive sisters Alice and Rosalie. Alice and Rose are really great. They are all I could want in sisters.

Emmet is my big teddy bear. He beats up people and we play together and we get a little rough sometimes. If he was human we would totally eat all the time together.

Jasper is my calm one. We play sports, write songs, and he wakes me up super early so we can watch the sunrise. He's my big brother and I will love him always. I still can't bleed around him but he keeps me safe. He also loves to play with my emotions, but never in a bad way.

Edward. He is my piano playing, lonely, depressed, brother. We are almost exactly alike, except the obvious. He has been teaching me how to play piano since I was five. Carlisle says one day we're going to fall in love, Jasper almost made that happen.

Alice is my fashion consultant, my stylist, and my advice giver. Rose also gives me advice and she tells me how to act around boys I like and how to do my hair.

My best friend is Jacob Aaron Black. I was going through a walk in the forest and I was trying to climb over a rock and I fell and broke my arm. (Hacking big rock.) I started crying because I was only six. (Yeah I just left the house without them knowing. I was really smart when I was six years old.) I was really close to his house and he was in his backyard so he heard me. He came into the woods and helped me up. He took me inside to his dad. He was so nice. He called 911 for me. Of course I ended up being put in a cast. It was green. Jake was the first to sign it.

I always hang out with him. We go swimming at the beach near his house. We're going to be best friends forever I know it.

I know there's a family feud between them but I am the loophole to that treaty. I am not a vampire so I can do what I want. I'm like Switzerland; I'm neutral in like, all the wars. Yeah that was really lame.

Another one of my friends is Bella Swan. I rarely see her though. Only Christmas and sometimes Easter. Her father is Charlie Swan. He is friends with Jake's dad Billy and he's the chief of police.

One time it was Christmas and I ran straight from the treaty line to Jake's house to give him and his dad their presents. Bella and Charlie were there too and I had their gifts in my backpack in case I would see them somewhere.

That year I got Jake a dog tag necklace with his information on one a picture of the both of us on the other and a cross on top of them.

I got Bella a tote bag with a big peace sign on it.

I got Billy a seat cover for his car that helps with his back pains.

I got Charlie a leather jacket that said "I'm the Man!" On the back with a picture of a bulldog with a cigar in its mouth.

This entry in my JOURNAL, not diary, was just to introduce myself. As a 16 year old who lives with vampires I'm probably going to die one day soon and I want to be remembered.