Shadow Raiders Radio Show!
Written by Silvertail. All characters property of Mainframe Entertainment with the exception of Mary Anne and Linne.
(Music plays)
Mary Anne: Hello, and welcome to our radio show!
Pyrus: Yeah, this show is for all our fans who miss our last show!
Zera: We talk about stuff.
Graveheart: You'll notice we have a few new characters here- and some old ones too.
Linne: You won't often see Jade here, sadly.
Pyrus: She thought it was stupid. But don't worry, Jade fans! Next week she'll be a guest on our show.
Graveheart: Our new characters are Mary Anne. She's Pyrus' girlfriend or something.
Mary Anne: Yes, I know I don't have a "fire" name. So sue me.
Graveheart: And apparently Linne is Cryos' long lost younger sister.
Linne: I wasn't "lost"; I just couldn't find my way home.
Pyrus: Anyway, we have a very special guest today.
Linne: Sternum?
Graveheart: Tekla?
Pyrus: No, this week we're meeting someone new.
Zera: Who? Who?
Mary Anne: Please welcome Silvertail!
Silvertail: Hi, everyone. (Waves)
Linne: Um, it's radio. No one can see you wave.
Silvertail: (embarrassed) Oh. Where's Sternum? He's my favourite!
Zera: He'll be a guest here in a couple of weeks.
Silvertail: Oh.
Mary Anne: Ok, let's start the show!
Graveheart: First question, Silvertail.
Silvertail: Shoot.
All: Um… (try to think of a question)
Linne: I've got it! What do you think of our radio show?
Silvertail: Well, I've only been on it a couple of minutes. It's okay.
Zera: I like cornflakes.
All: ??
Mary Anne: That's interesting. Let's take a commercial break.
(Music plays.) (two minutes later, it plays again.)
Pyrus: Welcome back to our show. So Silvertail, how did you decide to write about a Shadow Raiders radio show?
Silvertail: Well, I was sleeping in one morning, trying to think of reasons not to go to school and this came up. My mom made me go to school anyway though.
Zera: Rice Krispies are nice too.
Linne: Do you have a steady boyfriend?
Silvertail: (annoyed) Oh, yes! I have a steady boyfriend. That's why I spend every night writing fics to post on the net!
Graveheart: Ouch.
Silvertail: Ok, now it's my turn. I want to ask you guys some questions. My first question's for Graveheart.
Graveheart: Ok…
Silvertail: What's with you and Jade?
Graveheart: Um…we're friends.
All: (start laughing)
Silvertail: My next questions for Zera. What's with you and the cereal?
Zera: Oh, well, a couple of weeks ago I discovered if you're a popular character, the company gives you a big check just for saying you like their product! In fact, I got $5,000 during the commercial break! By the way, my favourite lollipop is Chupa Chups.
Pyrus: Knock it off!
Silvertail: My next question is for Linne.
Linne: Yay!
Silvertail: Here it is. Who the heck are you?
Linne: You created me! You should know.
Silvertail: Yeah, but I'm still confused.
(bell rings)
Linne: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
Zera: It's 4:56.
Pyrus: No, it's time for our book review.
Graveheart: This gives us an intellectual feel.
Pyrus: This week we're reviewing Dancing in the Dark.
Zera: WHAT?? I thought we were doing Dances with Wolves!
Linne: You read Dances with Wolves?
Zera: (crying) No, I sat through the entire movie!
All: Oh no, poor Zera, etc…
Pyrus: Well, anyway, Graveheart, what did you think of Dancing in the Dark?
Zera: It was about six hours long…
Graveheart: In the Dark, Zera.
Pyrus: Well?
Graveheart: Um…It was okay.
Pyrus: What was the best part?
Graveheart: Well, I guess when they were…um…dancing…in the dark.
Linne: Oh yeah, that was my favourite part, too!
All: (assert it as their fave part)
Pyrus: (annoyed) Did anyone read the book?
Silvertail: Did you?
Pyrus: WHAT?? I have to run a radio show, rule a planet, AND read a novel once a week?
Mary Anne: What are you talking about, running the show? I'm the hostess!
Pyrus: Yeah, right.
Mary Anne: I introduced it.
Zera: Well, I'm bringing in all the money!
Silvertail: Well none of you would be doing it at all if I hadn't made the fic!
(Music plays as they all bicker)
Graveheart: Well, that was our show. If you liked it, and/or you want to ask the Shadow Raiders characters a question to answer or want a book or story reviewed, mail (review) us.
Linne: Yes, stay tuned next week for our very special surprise guest!
Zera: We already told them who it was.
Linne: Um…well…whatever.
END TRANSMISSION
Hi, thanks for reading my bit of silliness. Like Graveheart said, if you want a book reviewed, or a question answered by the SR cast (they'll all be on as guests sooner or later) please review. Next time Jade'll be here if you want to ask her something. I'm still working on my Disney fics, this is entertainment for me. Also, please do not ask why I stuck new characters in here. They come from fics I've written in my head about life after the Beast. The original characters are still the same. :) -Silvertail
Written by Silvertail. All characters property of Mainframe Entertainment with the exception of Mary Anne and Linne.
(Music plays)
Mary Anne: Hello, and welcome to our radio show!
Pyrus: Yeah, this show is for all our fans who miss our last show!
Zera: We talk about stuff.
Graveheart: You'll notice we have a few new characters here- and some old ones too.
Linne: You won't often see Jade here, sadly.
Pyrus: She thought it was stupid. But don't worry, Jade fans! Next week she'll be a guest on our show.
Graveheart: Our new characters are Mary Anne. She's Pyrus' girlfriend or something.
Mary Anne: Yes, I know I don't have a "fire" name. So sue me.
Graveheart: And apparently Linne is Cryos' long lost younger sister.
Linne: I wasn't "lost"; I just couldn't find my way home.
Pyrus: Anyway, we have a very special guest today.
Linne: Sternum?
Graveheart: Tekla?
Pyrus: No, this week we're meeting someone new.
Zera: Who? Who?
Mary Anne: Please welcome Silvertail!
Silvertail: Hi, everyone. (Waves)
Linne: Um, it's radio. No one can see you wave.
Silvertail: (embarrassed) Oh. Where's Sternum? He's my favourite!
Zera: He'll be a guest here in a couple of weeks.
Silvertail: Oh.
Mary Anne: Ok, let's start the show!
Graveheart: First question, Silvertail.
Silvertail: Shoot.
All: Um… (try to think of a question)
Linne: I've got it! What do you think of our radio show?
Silvertail: Well, I've only been on it a couple of minutes. It's okay.
Zera: I like cornflakes.
All: ??
Mary Anne: That's interesting. Let's take a commercial break.
(Music plays.) (two minutes later, it plays again.)
Pyrus: Welcome back to our show. So Silvertail, how did you decide to write about a Shadow Raiders radio show?
Silvertail: Well, I was sleeping in one morning, trying to think of reasons not to go to school and this came up. My mom made me go to school anyway though.
Zera: Rice Krispies are nice too.
Linne: Do you have a steady boyfriend?
Silvertail: (annoyed) Oh, yes! I have a steady boyfriend. That's why I spend every night writing fics to post on the net!
Graveheart: Ouch.
Silvertail: Ok, now it's my turn. I want to ask you guys some questions. My first question's for Graveheart.
Graveheart: Ok…
Silvertail: What's with you and Jade?
Graveheart: Um…we're friends.
All: (start laughing)
Silvertail: My next questions for Zera. What's with you and the cereal?
Zera: Oh, well, a couple of weeks ago I discovered if you're a popular character, the company gives you a big check just for saying you like their product! In fact, I got $5,000 during the commercial break! By the way, my favourite lollipop is Chupa Chups.
Pyrus: Knock it off!
Silvertail: My next question is for Linne.
Linne: Yay!
Silvertail: Here it is. Who the heck are you?
Linne: You created me! You should know.
Silvertail: Yeah, but I'm still confused.
(bell rings)
Linne: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
Zera: It's 4:56.
Pyrus: No, it's time for our book review.
Graveheart: This gives us an intellectual feel.
Pyrus: This week we're reviewing Dancing in the Dark.
Zera: WHAT?? I thought we were doing Dances with Wolves!
Linne: You read Dances with Wolves?
Zera: (crying) No, I sat through the entire movie!
All: Oh no, poor Zera, etc…
Pyrus: Well, anyway, Graveheart, what did you think of Dancing in the Dark?
Zera: It was about six hours long…
Graveheart: In the Dark, Zera.
Pyrus: Well?
Graveheart: Um…It was okay.
Pyrus: What was the best part?
Graveheart: Well, I guess when they were…um…dancing…in the dark.
Linne: Oh yeah, that was my favourite part, too!
All: (assert it as their fave part)
Pyrus: (annoyed) Did anyone read the book?
Silvertail: Did you?
Pyrus: WHAT?? I have to run a radio show, rule a planet, AND read a novel once a week?
Mary Anne: What are you talking about, running the show? I'm the hostess!
Pyrus: Yeah, right.
Mary Anne: I introduced it.
Zera: Well, I'm bringing in all the money!
Silvertail: Well none of you would be doing it at all if I hadn't made the fic!
(Music plays as they all bicker)
Graveheart: Well, that was our show. If you liked it, and/or you want to ask the Shadow Raiders characters a question to answer or want a book or story reviewed, mail (review) us.
Linne: Yes, stay tuned next week for our very special surprise guest!
Zera: We already told them who it was.
Linne: Um…well…whatever.
END TRANSMISSION
Hi, thanks for reading my bit of silliness. Like Graveheart said, if you want a book reviewed, or a question answered by the SR cast (they'll all be on as guests sooner or later) please review. Next time Jade'll be here if you want to ask her something. I'm still working on my Disney fics, this is entertainment for me. Also, please do not ask why I stuck new characters in here. They come from fics I've written in my head about life after the Beast. The original characters are still the same. :) -Silvertail