*First of all, we don't own anything involving MGS2, Konami does. We also
don't own Tess, Snickers, K-Mart, Jack Daniels, Final Fantasy, Gundam Wing,
Sailor Moon, Buns of Steel, The movie Big Buns, GTA3 or any of the songs or
quotes from it. This is by me, Sukura and my brother Slmnatey. Please No
Flaming!*
Snake: Do you have to carry that gun inside the store?
Raiden: Yeah, you never know what might happen.
Snake: You better put it away. All the cashiers are taking the money out of the registers.
Raiden: Ooooh! Look over there!
Snake: What?
Raiden: They have a special on cardboard boxes!
Snake: Very handy.
Raiden: Yeah.
Snake: I have to go, uhhhhhh, do something.
Raiden: What?
Snake: None of your business.
Raiden: Whatever.
*Man walks up to Raiden*
Man: Excuse me, miss, but could you tell your friend to stop kicking my dog?
Raiden: I am not a girl!!!!!!!!!!
Man: Ok, but do you really think I can't see your friend when he hides in that box?
Snake: Hey! Stop harassing my sister!
Raiden: I am not a girl!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: Hahahaha!
Man: Do you guys always dress like that?
Raiden and Snake: Would you leave already?!
Man: Ok. *turns to dog* C'mon Otacon, let's go.
Raiden: Did he just say.....
Snake: Nevermind.
Raiden: Hey look a MGS section.
Snake: Hey, isn't that Otacon? *Not the dog, the person*
Otacon: Hey miss, what's your name?
Snickers: Snickers. What can I help you with? *She is a K-Mart employee*
Otacon: Where is the action figure of me?
Snake: There isn't one laptop boy!
Otacon: That's a low blow Snake!
*Raiden and Snake laugh*
Snickers: Can I intrest you in some dresses, miss?
Raiden: I am not a girl!!!!
Snake: Hahahaha!
Raiden: Maryl, Maryl, Maryl, Maryl!
Snake: Rosemary, Rosemary, Rosemary!
Snickers: Errr...you're a guy...sorry.
Otacon: Cool down, guys! You're making a scene.
*People starting making a crowd around Raiden and Snake. Snake picks up a Snake action figure and throws it at Raiden. Raiden throws a Maryl action figure back*
Snake: Nooooo! *catches box and sets on ground lightly* That's it! Now I'm mad!
Raiden: What are you gonna do about it, grandpa?
Snake: Come here, blondie!
Raiden: Oh, It's on now!
Tess: Hey Snickers. *Also K-mart employee* Is that....OTACON! OMG!!! *faints*
Snake: Boy, he's not that good-looking.
Otacon: That's a low blow Snake!
*Snake and Raiden wrestle down the aisle while people start to place bets. While Otacon flirts with the two K-Mart employees, a frightened onlooker calls the police. They arrive minutes later.*
Cop: Alright. Who started this?
*Everyone points to Otacon*
All: He did!
Otacon: No, I didn't. They're lying....Hey! What are you doing?
Tess: I won't leave him! *hanging onto Otacon's arm. Otacon gets handcuffed and thrown in the back of the car*
Snickers: Aren't you guys gonna do something?
Snake and Raiden: Sure! *begin to roll on the floor laughing*
Raiden: We should go bail him out.
Snake: You know what? We shouldn't.
Raiden: You sure?
Snake: Yeah buddy! Let's go to the bar.
Raiden: But Snake...I don't think I'm old enough to drink in this state!
Snake: That's not a problem! *hands Raiden a fake ID*
Raiden: Let's Roll!
Snake: Do you have to carry that gun inside the store?
Raiden: Yeah, you never know what might happen.
Snake: You better put it away. All the cashiers are taking the money out of the registers.
Raiden: Ooooh! Look over there!
Snake: What?
Raiden: They have a special on cardboard boxes!
Snake: Very handy.
Raiden: Yeah.
Snake: I have to go, uhhhhhh, do something.
Raiden: What?
Snake: None of your business.
Raiden: Whatever.
*Man walks up to Raiden*
Man: Excuse me, miss, but could you tell your friend to stop kicking my dog?
Raiden: I am not a girl!!!!!!!!!!
Man: Ok, but do you really think I can't see your friend when he hides in that box?
Snake: Hey! Stop harassing my sister!
Raiden: I am not a girl!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: Hahahaha!
Man: Do you guys always dress like that?
Raiden and Snake: Would you leave already?!
Man: Ok. *turns to dog* C'mon Otacon, let's go.
Raiden: Did he just say.....
Snake: Nevermind.
Raiden: Hey look a MGS section.
Snake: Hey, isn't that Otacon? *Not the dog, the person*
Otacon: Hey miss, what's your name?
Snickers: Snickers. What can I help you with? *She is a K-Mart employee*
Otacon: Where is the action figure of me?
Snake: There isn't one laptop boy!
Otacon: That's a low blow Snake!
*Raiden and Snake laugh*
Snickers: Can I intrest you in some dresses, miss?
Raiden: I am not a girl!!!!
Snake: Hahahaha!
Raiden: Maryl, Maryl, Maryl, Maryl!
Snake: Rosemary, Rosemary, Rosemary!
Snickers: Errr...you're a guy...sorry.
Otacon: Cool down, guys! You're making a scene.
*People starting making a crowd around Raiden and Snake. Snake picks up a Snake action figure and throws it at Raiden. Raiden throws a Maryl action figure back*
Snake: Nooooo! *catches box and sets on ground lightly* That's it! Now I'm mad!
Raiden: What are you gonna do about it, grandpa?
Snake: Come here, blondie!
Raiden: Oh, It's on now!
Tess: Hey Snickers. *Also K-mart employee* Is that....OTACON! OMG!!! *faints*
Snake: Boy, he's not that good-looking.
Otacon: That's a low blow Snake!
*Snake and Raiden wrestle down the aisle while people start to place bets. While Otacon flirts with the two K-Mart employees, a frightened onlooker calls the police. They arrive minutes later.*
Cop: Alright. Who started this?
*Everyone points to Otacon*
All: He did!
Otacon: No, I didn't. They're lying....Hey! What are you doing?
Tess: I won't leave him! *hanging onto Otacon's arm. Otacon gets handcuffed and thrown in the back of the car*
Snickers: Aren't you guys gonna do something?
Snake and Raiden: Sure! *begin to roll on the floor laughing*
Raiden: We should go bail him out.
Snake: You know what? We shouldn't.
Raiden: You sure?
Snake: Yeah buddy! Let's go to the bar.
Raiden: But Snake...I don't think I'm old enough to drink in this state!
Snake: That's not a problem! *hands Raiden a fake ID*
Raiden: Let's Roll!