BARNEYS INFLUENCE ON VEGETA
By Gohans Gal
Disclaimer: I've never owned, do not own and never will own DBZ or Barney.
A/N: KINDOFA songfic, kindofa being the important word here. I'm on a sugar high right now, don't blame me- too much irn-bru!
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As the high and mighty Prince Vegeta exited his gravity training room to get his woman to make him some food, he walked past the living room, and who else was in there but Kakarrot.
He was watching Barney, enough said.
Vegeta stopped to look at the big, purple dinosaur.
`I love you,
You love me,
We're all one big family,
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me to'
Sang Barney.
Just then, Vegeta had an idea, a musical idea (evil grin).
He put together some random words, combined them with the Barney tune, and came out with this little ditty-
`I hate you,
You hate me,
I'll go kill your family,
With a great big kick in the face from me to you,
Won't you say you hate me too'
Sang Vegeta.
`Vegetaaaaaaaa! Why'd you have to go and ruin that nice song?' whined Goku.
`I felt like it, Kakarrot.' Replied Vegeta.
He sang that little song for months, laughing hysterically after he sang it, every time. He sang it so much that even Goku and Goten were worried about him.
THE END
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A/N: Bad- yes, funny- no, you going to flame me- most probably.
I know this is bad, so no need to flame me, I can't take it, NOOOOOO!!!!! *runs into corner, hugs knees, rocks back and forth and mutters to self*
*sigh* Why do I always get the bad ideas, I don't even know why I posted this, oh well.
Replace Vegeta with me and voila- my life! (sad I know, but I can't help it!)
If you want me to do a sequel (which you probably won't) tell me and recommend a kids show with a song.
Anyways...
`til next time...
!Gohans Gal!
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^_^
By Gohans Gal
Disclaimer: I've never owned, do not own and never will own DBZ or Barney.
A/N: KINDOFA songfic, kindofa being the important word here. I'm on a sugar high right now, don't blame me- too much irn-bru!
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As the high and mighty Prince Vegeta exited his gravity training room to get his woman to make him some food, he walked past the living room, and who else was in there but Kakarrot.
He was watching Barney, enough said.
Vegeta stopped to look at the big, purple dinosaur.
`I love you,
You love me,
We're all one big family,
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me to'
Sang Barney.
Just then, Vegeta had an idea, a musical idea (evil grin).
He put together some random words, combined them with the Barney tune, and came out with this little ditty-
`I hate you,
You hate me,
I'll go kill your family,
With a great big kick in the face from me to you,
Won't you say you hate me too'
Sang Vegeta.
`Vegetaaaaaaaa! Why'd you have to go and ruin that nice song?' whined Goku.
`I felt like it, Kakarrot.' Replied Vegeta.
He sang that little song for months, laughing hysterically after he sang it, every time. He sang it so much that even Goku and Goten were worried about him.
THE END
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A/N: Bad- yes, funny- no, you going to flame me- most probably.
I know this is bad, so no need to flame me, I can't take it, NOOOOOO!!!!! *runs into corner, hugs knees, rocks back and forth and mutters to self*
*sigh* Why do I always get the bad ideas, I don't even know why I posted this, oh well.
Replace Vegeta with me and voila- my life! (sad I know, but I can't help it!)
If you want me to do a sequel (which you probably won't) tell me and recommend a kids show with a song.
Anyways...
`til next time...
!Gohans Gal!
***********
^_^