One day Naruto invited Sasuke over for RAMEN. Sasuke did not see the need to go over but did so none the less. Now he sat at Naruto's kitchen table waiting for the Baka to hurry up. Naruto finally came out holding his two ramen bowls. "About time you stupid Baka" Sasuke said as he rolled his eyes. Naruto placed a bowl in front of him. "If you wanted it done faster you should have done it yourself." He said sitting down next to Sasuke. Sasuke sighed "You stupid Baka you're the one who invited me over in the first place." Naruto glared at him and then began to eat his Ramen. But before he had did so he decided…..To rub his Ramen bowl. Sasuke stared at him blankly. "What the hell are you doing!" He said still starring. Naruto shrugged, "I don't actually know….But I do this every so often." Suddenly a big purple cloud appeared. There was a loud boom and Naruto went flying against the wall while Sasuke sat there watching. A Magenta genie rose from the cloud. He looked at Naruto who was now stuck in his wall and then to Sasuke. "I am the Ramen genie" He said as he bowed to Sasuke. "I shall grant you three wishes." Sasuke grined and instantly realized what he should wish for. "I wish I could finally beat Itat-" Naruto suddenly regained his consciousness and shouted out "I WISH I HAD COOL WHIP!" There was a white puff of smoke and then a thing of cool whip about 100x bigger then anything in existence fell to the ground in front of Sasuke and Naruto. "COOL WHIP!" Naruto screamed as he ran towards it. He threw himself into it and began to swim in it. Sasuke glared at him. "That stupid Baka just waisted one of MY wishes." He looked at the genie and began to make a wish again. "I wish that I could finally defeat Itat-" Naruto rose from his cool whip surroundings and yelled "I WISH I HAD THE MOST HIGH TECH THING IN THE UNIVERSE!" The genie bowed his head, There was a thing of smoke and a computer appeared onto the floor. Naruto ran over to it not even realizing that cool whip was dripping out of his shirt and his pants. He leaned over it and looked in amazement. "How does it work?" He said with a smile on his face. The genie frowned "You wished for this and you don't even know how to use it?" He told Naruto everything he had to do to get it to work. It took him three days and yet he still could not figure out what he was doing wrong. Sasuke finally got sick of waiting. He went over to Naruto and smushed his head to the ground. "The reason it is not working is because we don't have any electricity you dumb ass" Naruto squirmed under Sasuke's foot. He murmured something that sounded like.. "How was I suppose to know…SASUKE-CHAN" Sasuke just glared at him when the computer screen flashed on. They both leaned forward and stared at the screen when all of a sudden there wonder became anger as the screen flashed in big bold letters "YOU GOT DISCONNECTED DUMBASS" It then just all of a sudden burst into flames and disinigrated. Sasuke and Naruto stared at the ashes that were now on the ground. A face that looked kinda like this O.O . Naruto was the first one to break the silence. "So now it is time for our last wish right?" Sasuke's eyes shot in his direction and Naruto was instantly on the ground with Sasuke ontop of him. "Sasuke what the hell do you think you're doing?" He exclaimed as he had a slight blush form over his face. Sasuke looked down at him. "I am only trying to shut you up." Though he too now had a blush form on his face. The position they were in was not exactly the best one in the world. Sasuke slapped his hands around Naruto's mouth causing him to whimper in pain. Sasuke looked up at the genie and said "Okay for the last time I wish that I could finally defeat Itat-," Suddenly a loud buzzer went off. "Sorry but that is the end of this, You only had a certain amount of time and you guys wasted it all fighting." He rolled his eyes and then disappeared. Sasuke sat there ontop of Naruto who had fallen asleep on the floor. He glared down at the blonde haired boy. Sasuke was beyond mad…he had finally found a way to defeat Itatchi and Naruto destroyed it. He grabed onto Naruto's shirt, Pulling him up by his collar. Naruto started to wake up a little but was still slightly out of it. Sasuke bit his lip so hard out of anger that it started to bleed a little. He then threw Naruto into the thing of cool whip. Naruto shoke the cool whip out of his hair and starred at the clearly pissed Sasuke. He smiled slightly and said "Sasuke want some cool whip?" Sasuke glared at him some more and then stomped out the door. Naruto blinked "What was his problem?" He then went back to swimming In his cool whip. THE END! 3

Authors notes:

Gackt:Heh heh!Cool whip was my idea when I was watching the T.V! Hugs T.VI love you T.V!Oww it zaped me…..

Kaoru: Heh I saw her She really did get zaped lol. We did this at like 1:00 in the morning so that would explain the……randomness of it all ". I am Naruto and Gackt was Sasuke. I am carefree and stuff…and she…just likes to boss me around like Sasuke does. ' Heh perfect Nye?

Gackt:What are you talking about I'm always random day and night baka! snicker

Kaoru: See she called me a BAKA Meanie Gackt! Or Sasuke…..Damn I am confusing myself here --"

Gackt:heh heh you're face thingy reminds me of a tamogotchi for some reason…..also rice-a-roni but we forgot to put that in our story………oops aww well we'll use it in our next one.

Kaoru: Stop it you are making me hungry --" gurgle And you are so mean to me always…..I am older then you!

Gackt: YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF ME BEING MEAN TO YOU……..YOU JERK!

Kaoru: Okay before this goes on for like….ever I think we should probably stop " And I am not a JERK

Gackt: Yeah I guess you're right it could last forever….Well people review until we make our other fic! I think its gonna be something about Kakashi and someone else going to Roll-On-America…….or something like that and has rice-a-roni………Until next time!

Both: C ya!