HEY EVERYONE WELCOME TO MY NEW STORY.. YAY .. OK WELL IN THIS STORY EVERYONE IS OUT OF COLLAGE.. SANGO, MIROKU, AND KAGOME ALL GREW UP TOGETHER. SO THEY ALL KNOW EACH OTHER EXTREMLY WELL... BUT THEN OUR FAVORITE HANYOU MOVES TO TOWN AND MEETS THEM BY ACCIDENT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY ACCIDENT LOL.. ANYWAY THIS STORY IS GONNA BE WEIRD AND FUNNY EVERYONE WONT SEEM LIKE THERE SELFS I FIGURED I SHOULD ADD A LITTLE SOMETHING NEW TO THE STORY SO THIS IS MORE HUMOR... IN MOST OF THE CHAPTERS THE GANG WILL BE ALMOST LIKE A TOTALL OPPISITE OF THERE CHARATERS IN THE TV SHOW AND MOVIE'S I AM SORRY IF THERE IS ANYONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE IT BUT I AM GOING FOR THE FUNNY THEME... OK WELL HERE WE GO HOPE YOU ENJOY IT :) AND I AM NOT SURE YET BUT THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE A LEMON I DON'T THINK SO BUT KNOWING ME THERE MIGHT BE ONE IN A CHAPTER SO BE CAREFUL PLZ... THIS STORY DOES HAVE BAD LANGUAGE THO SO YA YOU DECIDE FOR YOU SELF... SORRY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT
P.S. SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT IS A KIKYO FAN I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR HER SO YA SORRY
CHAPTER ONE: THE MEETING
It was a cold winter morning in January. Kagome woke up to the sound of her alarm clock and groaned as she threw it against the wall and snuggled back into back getting warm. Kagome was 23, she has long black hair and a very petite form, her eyes where a beautiful chocolate brown. She had an amazing personality to go alone with her beauty, except when you pissed her off. When Kagome got mad you want to dug and take cover, because then it is almost like godzilla is attacking. She would take anyone out that got in her way. Despite that she had every man fall head over heels for her, which she didn't mind because she would tune them out.
Kagome almost had a heart attack at the sound of her phone ringing, she got up and answered it " What do you want Sango it's 8 in the morning and cold, I would very much like to hibernate in peace please." She heard a chuckle from the other end of the line from her sister, twin sister to be infact. Tho they really didn't look alike they where sisters alright, you could tell by the way they walked and talked and Sango had the same temper as Kagome.
" God Kagome you would sleep till June if we let you which I won't. Do you remember what day it is?" Kagome looked at her calendar then her eyes got wide with joy and screamed into the phone "IT'S MIROKUS BIRTHDAY TODAY YAYAYAY!" Miroku and Kagome have been best friends since the first day of pre-school when a bull took Mirokus lunch and Kagome stepped in and took care of the bully. They have been inseparable ever since. Kagome jumped out of bed and laughed. " OMG HE IS LIKE SOOO OLD NOW LOL 24" the two girls laughed and giggled while they where getting ready
" Meet you at Miroku's in 10 minutes for a surprise scare the shit out of miroku day party kaggs"
" HAHA You read my mind see you there" With that said Kagome hung up and finished getting ready and rushing down stairs of her house into the kitchen for some coffee " ahhhh gods little mircale what would I do without coffee" Kagome said to her self with a giggle and she grabbed her cars keys and headed for the door stopping to look at a picture of Sango, Miroku, and her self at a halloween party in 2 grade. Sango was glaring at Kagome for making her dress up like a lady bug, Miroku was laughing at the happy bee which was Kagome and at him self for letting Kagome choose his costume, which he was grateful she did because he was gonna be a monk instead of the turtle costume Kagome chose. A tear rolled down Kagomes check as she came out of her flass back to the past " I miss those days" with that she left the house and got in the driver side of her 1969 black mustang convertable. The care was her baby she spent 4 years and over 4 million dollars rebuilding it. It is safe to say she is in love with the car. She got in a closed the door puting the key in the ignision and turning listening to it purr to life, she smiled and back out of the drive way and drove to Mirokus to scare the hell out of him.
- AT MIROKU'S-
Kagome parked and shut of her car noticing Sangos in the drive way, she got out quietly and walked up to Sango and knocked on her window earning a eepp from her. " Morning sis ready to scare Miroku to start the day." Kagome said with a smile
" If it means getting him back for dumping ice cold water on us last year then hell yes" Sango got out of the car and they both snuck into his house and to his room " Kagome you got the blow horn ready? "
" Yep you got the pie"
" totally lets do this on the count of 3. 1...2...3.."
Kagome blew the air horn in his ear laughing when he shot up and screamed like a school girl just to get a pie in his face from Sango.
Both girls where laughing but where able to stop laughing for a second to say " HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU LIVE IN A ZOO, YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY, AND YOU LOOK LIKE AND ELEPHANT TO" The girls sang in unisan as they watched mirkou smile and wipe the pie off his face " HA HA HA very funny you two, is this what I get for soaking you two with water for your birthday last year?"
" yep haha how does it fell to be 24" Kagome replied while taking a finger and scaping some pie off his face and licking her finger" MMM Sango is this banana cream pie. Man you are a wizard in the kitchen"
" Why thank you my dear sister I try.. Ok Miroku you need to get up and get ready for work. That reminds me I have to go before I'm late. see ya later Kaggs bye Miroku" Sango bolted down stairs to her car and was gone.
Kagome laughed as Miroku started to eat the pie off his face " Miroku you will never stop amazing me.. Happy birthday big brother"
Miroku chuckle " thank you little sister" Kagome smiled, she loved Miroku and thought of him not only as a best friend but as family and often called him her big brother, Miroku didn't mind he loved Kagome like a sister and considered her his best and only little sister. " Hey kaggs don't you have to go to work?"
" Oh shoot I forgot If i'm late one more time i'm gonna be fired" Kagome shot up and hugged Miroku " bye Roku see you after work don't forget I will pick you up here at 6 for your surprise" Kagome shot down the stairs and to her car starting it up and botling out the drive way. Miruko laughed at the sight of the rushed girl, then he returned to the chore of getting ready for work.
- INUYASHA'S PROV-
Inuyasha unloaded the last box from the moving truck and sat down on the coach and looked at the fireplace.
" inu-honey did you get everything out of truck"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes " yes kikyo I got it all out"
" you better have because if You left my priceless crystal collection in the truck then your ass will be out the door" kikyo walked into the room and looked threw the boxes
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and got up and walked out of the room and thought ' I think she loves those crystals things more then me'
"UGH INUYASHA GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND HELP UNPACK"
"NO I'M GOING FOR A WALK" Inuyasha headed out the door with his girlfriend kikyo hot on his tail she opened the door and screamed out
" INUYASHA YOU BASTARD I DIDN'T WANT TO MOVE BUT NO YOU HAD TO MOVE AND DRAG ME ALONE ON THIS LITTLE ADVENTURE FOR YOUR STUPID JOB"
" I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME BECAUSE I LEFT YOU.. KIKYO I DUMBED YOUR SORRY ASS BEFORE I LEFT... ENJOY YOUR NEW HOUSE ALONE" inuyasha walked off with an angry kikyo glaring at him and slamming the door
-KAGOME'S PROV-
It is now 5 and quieting time for Kagome. Sango and Miroku got done with work an hour ago. Kagome got in her car and turned on the radio when the song rather be by clean bandit is on. She smiles and drives to mirokus while she signs alone to the song.
We're a thousand miles from comfort
we have traveled land and sea
but as long as you are with me
there's no place i'd reather be
kagome pulled into the drive way and honked the horn and waited as both Sango and Miroku came out and got him
" Hey kagome you got the skates"
" ha you sound like I would forget"
" skates? wait a minute are we going ice skating?" miroku asked with a big cheesy smile on his face like a kindergardner
Kagome and sango giggle '" yes miroku we are going ice skating we know you love it"
They pulled into the parking lot and sat down on a bench and putting on there skates. Miroku had his skates on first and was out on the ice before Sango and Kagome. They looked at eack other and laughed as he looked like a little kid skating.
" SANGO, KAGOME ARE YOU TWO COMING" miroku skated around and waited for them to come to teh ice
" ok we are coming" kagome and sango skated on the ice
" hey girls, WHO AM I?" miroku started to waddle on the ice and quacked
" umm a creepy goose"
" no he is a pervert"
miroku then slipped and fell flat on his face on the ice
the girls laughed then kagome spoke " I got it he is a pervert loosing a fight with ice" sango then burst out laughing grabbing kagome for support. Kagome started laughing then slipped and fell on her butt taking sango with her.
" sango... why did... you...do that" kagome said in between laughs.
"ok ok try this one" kagome stood up and started acting like miroku
"koga" sango stopped laughing and looked behind kagome
"no im miroku the pervert"
"no kagome i mean its koga"
" what" kagome looked confushed then she let out a scream as arms wrapped out her waist and picked her up
"hey baby missed me?"
kagomes eye twitched as she smash a very unexpecting koga to the ground " I AM NOT YOUR BABY NOW GO AWAY"
" owwee kagome baby what did u do that for" koga was surprised
" MIROKU SANGO TIME TO GO" kagome grabbed there arms and darted to the car only to bump into someone
sango and miroku looked at the person kagome bumed into and there eyes went wide " OMG ITS INUYASHA. we are so sorry" sango picks kagome up
"what the..why you" kagome started to get pissed and looked inuyasha in the eye
" hey uh im sorry i didn't see you there" inuyasha secretly looked her over and smiled ' she is kinda cute' inuyasha thought and watched as koga came up and wrapped his arm around her waist
" uhh oh... miroku kagome is gonna blow a fuse"
"yep.. should we step back"
" nope because you are my shield" said sango hiding behind miroku
" koga..."
" ya babe" koga smiled
" GET YOUR ARM OFF ME BEFORE I BREAK IT" kagome punch him in his gut
" oof.. sorry babe i like my arm thank you very much" Koga then backed off
" and one more thing.. IM NOT YOUR BABE" kagome smacked koga
inuyasha tried not to laugh at this koga dude getting beat up by a girl. He surpresed his laugh and cleared his throught. " sorry to bumb into you i'm just on my way to my new job at Taisho corp"
kagome's eyes widened a bit " you must be my new boss.. I am so sorry sir I didnt mean to run into you"
inuyasha laughed " its fine call me inuyasha... its nice to meet you.."
" huh oh kagome.. its kagome higurashi" kagome smiled
sango run up beside kagome " here.. this is kagomes number call her sometime"
" ok well i guess i'll see you later then" with that inuyasha walked away leaving a very confushed kagome and miroku
" uhh sango what just happened" kagome looked at sango then at miroku
" he is like SOOOO into you so lets hope he calls" sango dragged kagome and miroku to teh car " lets go i'm getting hungry"
Kagome and miroku laughed " your always hungry sango" miroku chuckled and they went for dinner.