V's Somewhat Sane Adventures with the Akatsuki

by Psycho Kay

Ever read Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki? Ever wonder what characters do between chapters? Now it's your time to figure out! Vivian avoided fate from being put into a story, now she'll be reporting what she see's as time goes on. My first Fic, OC, and some randomness. Based on chapters from Fallen Angels Still Have Wngs Naruto Stories.

1. Chapter 1

Vivian's POV

Finally, I'm getting back to the hideout. It's been how long? A week? Maybe two.

...

Damn. I'm losin my touch. This stuff should come easy for me. Oh well. I wonder what everyone's doing. I laughed knowing perfectly well knowing what awaited me. Hidan would be cursing, Deidara would be blowing up Tobi, Kisame would be... himself, and everyone else I don't really care.

"ugh" my captive woke up, "Where am I?"

"You're going to get stabbed if you don't shut up."

Remembering our earlier confrontation, he shut up.

Why did I promise Zetsu I'd bring him a live human? I'm such an idiot.

There's the hideout! I ran to the entrance, my captive hitting rocks, and twigs, all the usual stuff on the ground. I kicked open the door, threw my captive in the corner, knocking him unconscious and screamed "I'M BACK BITCHES."

I was not ready for what I saw.

Why was Deidara on the floor? Did someone torture him? Torturing him is my job. I will kill anyone who takes my job.

"Deidara!" I kicked him in the ribs. "what's going on?"

"You hic kicked MEEEE!"

Oh crap. He's drunk. If he's drunk... gulp then they're all drunk. I surveyed the room. I heard someone chanting rape him, Itachi was almost going to be raped by a girl... what?

'it's on now bitch,' I muttered to myself. 'no one rapes Itachi but me.'

Before I could do anything, Tobi, damn him, hit me with a girl who had short blonde hair and like most people, no matter who you are, iconically fell unconscious like Jack Sparrow in that first movie. I loved that movie.

What was I doing? Oh right, the story.

Back to the story.

I'm unconscious.

A/N: Well, I don't own anything but Vivian (V-I-van).

Go read Fallen Angels Still Have Wings story: Survival Guide for the Criminally Insane Akatsuki and Criminally Insane Just got More Legal (I think it's that). They're both Naruto Fics and they are HILARIOUS. This story is pretty much what all those characters did in their free time and what Vivian happens to see.

Please review, I need all the help I can get OuO

P.s. I wrote this at around... 11 pm or so. Well, bye.

~Kay