'Twas The Fucking Before Christmas
By: Senorita Lucha 777
Disclaimer: I don't own .ed. It belongs to Studio Sunrise, Bandai Entertainment, Yosuke Kuroda, and Yasunari Toda. I also don't own Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion. It belongs to Ichiro Ohkouchi and Goro Taniguchi.
WARINING!: The following fanfic you are about to read may do the following things to you:
1. Traumatize your mind
2. Make you horny
3. A slight chance of permanent hatred for Ryuho.
Reader's discretion is advised!
Part 1: What Happens In the Realm of Dreams and Nightmares...
'Twas the evening before Christmas, nary a creature was stirring, all the little children are sleeping, dreaming of the presents that the great Santa Claus had brought for all the good boys and girls. Everyone was sleeping...
That is, except for two people: Ryuho Tairen and Mimori Kiryu.
The latter was awake the living room, watching the late night news
"Good evening, everyone, this is the Lost Ground Channel news at 11, with moi, Diethard Ried. Our top story tonight is a 3-year-old child who claimed that he was molested by Santa Claus, further details will be released as we continue on tonight. But first, it appears that the infamous masked ringleader of the Order of the Black Knights, Zero, has once again defeated the Holy Empire of Britannia," the dirty-blonde haired Diethard delivered the news, excited with the fact that he was obsessed with Zero.
The image of the said reporter then became a man in an unusual outfit that reminds one of a vampire, yet has the appearance of a noble. He was wearing a mask that is somewhat hawk-like in appearance, with the most obvious part of it being the dark purple oval in the middle of said mask On the lower part of the mask was a yellow bird-like design. The rest of it was midnight black with ear-like protrusions on each side of it. His cape had a high collar that resembles a vampire's cape, with midnight black as the primary color, burgundy in the inner parts of it, and yellow trim. The rest of the out fit was purple and noble-like one piece costume, with yellow trim, and a noble frill on the front part of the neck.
"I, Zero, hereby proclaim the formation of the United States of Japan!!!" he announced with a booming voice as he strikes a flashy, yet dramatic pose with his lithe body moving, cape and all.
Many people cheered as their savior had released them from the clutches of the Britannian Empire, whose soldiers, since the invasion, had oppressed them with their Darwinist beliefs that the strong shall survive.
Meanwhile, the minute she saw him, she pondered in thought...
Zero must be such a wonderful man to help Japan. I'm sure that his face may be beautiful behind that mask of his, just as his soul is.
She continued to meditate on him, while wearing her satin red nightgown, with the purple crystal protruding out the dress, also sitting on the leather couch, until...
"HEY WOMAN, ARE YOU DONE WITH THE NEWS YET?! I'M IN THE MOOD NOW AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IT! GET IN THE BEDROOM NOW!" bellowed Ryuho, her boyfriend with whom she has been living with for the past year since the collapse of HOLY, from the bedroom.
She sighed, seeing as he was very abusive recently, without a concern for her well-being.
"I'm coming."
Little did she know was the dream that is about to occur...
Please read and review! I felt like writing this fic since July, and I finally had done it!