Jack: Jedi at Hogwarts for security and assistant teachers need I say more.
Obi-wan: by Jedi he means himself Alicia Mikaela Curtis Me Count Kenobi Anakin Vader Siri Zora Yoda and Yaddle.
Anakin: with the shadow legion Remus Tonks James Lily and Sirius once he's freed.
Alicia: he owns nothing except his characters.
Jack: enjoy.
Clara: where am I in this?
Jack: on your adventures with the doctor where you usually are during stories that I plan on not introducing the doctor in during this you're stopping Daleks again.
Clara: Oh.
Harry Potter stared at Hogwarts in shock his parents went here he followed Hagrid to the front door.
"Hagrid" a white armoured figure said in greeting.
"Hello Shadow how insane has Jack gone?" Hagrid asked.
"Not very otherwise Alicia, Mikaela and Curtis would have locked me in my room" a voice said from behind them the group turned scared and saw Jack hanging upside down.
"Why are you upside down?" Ron asked rudely.
"Oi I'm not answering a rude person's question if you were sorted I would have taken points off for that can someone ask me that in a nice way" Jack said to the group.
"Can you please tell us why you are upside down?" Hermione asked.
"That's better five points to whatever house you get sorted into the answer is because I was on the roof oh and we are here as Security" Jack said grabbing someone and a bearded man fell down.
"Jack" he said before noticing the young ones.
"We talked about it Kenobula" Jack said hitting him.
"It's Count Kenobi not Kenobula I'm not Dracula" Count Kenobi said.
"He's a kind hearted vampire but if you piss him off like Siri did once he hypnotizes you and makes you act like a random animal mainly chickens as Siri than learned" Jack said as Minerva led the first years in and Alicia and Zora dragged Jack and Count Kenobi in Shadow and the other figure followed.
"We can walk you know Shadow help us out here" Jack said.
"Sorry general it's too funny to watch" Shadow said chuckling.
"Right perhaps we should tell you who our security colleagues are Yoda and Yaddle are in the great hall Siri doubles as a security person and Therapist/Hypnotherapist Vader helps you in Transfiguration taught by Professor McGonagall Siri's husband Obi-wan helps out Professor Flitwick in charms and Anakin stops Severus from being biased in potions any questions who you should make friends with and what not oh and these armoured figures are here to help oh and there are two more of us I forgot to mention Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks but don't call her by her first name she'll be annoyed at you" Zora explained handing out a map to everyone and asked them to put them in their robes pocket Zora actually gave Harry the marauders map.
"Who should I be friends with other than Ron" Harry asked.
"Well Mister Potter I suggest Miss Granger and Mister Longbottom oh and Harry Remus will teach you about your map" Zora said Harry immediately began chatting with them and they were becoming fast friends as Minerva returned.
"Weasley please give me your rat just checking for Animaguses of course" Jack said Ron unwillingly handed the rat over and the entering Remus hit him with a revealing spell and it transformed into Peter Pettigrew Remus stared in shock as Jack ripped off his sleeve.
"Take them inside Minerva" Jack ordered Lightsabre on and pointed at Pettigrew as Remus cast a spell that prevented a transformation.
"Remus my old friend" Peter said Remus kicked him back.
"Sirius James Lily and I trusted you Peter and you betrayed us" Remus spat.
"You know my parents" Harry said shocked.
"Harry little Harry you look so much like James" Peter said Remus pulled him back.
"Don't talk to my honorary Nephew like that you're going to Azkaban Peter and Harry will have the family he deserves a family you ripped away from him by telling Voldemort James and Lily's location" Remus spat as Shadow Thire and Tonks took him to the ministry.
"What do you mean Honorary Nephew?" Harry asked.
"Harry it's me Remus Lupin" Remus said as Harry remembered.
"Uncle Mooney" he said shakily.
"Hello Prongslet" Remus replied hugging him Minerva watched silently smiling before coughing.
"I believe I they witnessed enough drama" Minerva said leaving them in and after whispering with Albus started the sorting Harry Hermione and Neville were sorted into Gryffindor and so was Ron the three made friends with the Weasley twins and Percy Weasley who advised them that they can become pranksters and balance their studies at the same time and said that Remus told him that's what he and his friends did.
"So you're saying to be like our heroes we balance our studies at the same time" Fred asked.
"That's what Mister Lupin told me that they took their studies seriously and pranked entire houses even pranked themselves once but mainly pranked Slytherin" Percy said.
"What do you think Forge?" Fred asked.
"I suggest we listen and bring these three firsties under our wing and prank everyone including ourselves" George said.
"What do you suggest we get names like the marauders" Neville said shakily not having heard of them.
"I got one for you two Tweedledee and Tweedledum" Harry said and they laughed as they ate Remus and Jack watched smiling.
"They are carrying on our legacy" Remus said.
"You James and Sirius could anonymously help them" Jack said.
"You mean" Remus said by teaching them how to become an animagus and that James and Lily were alive Jack nodded and began chatting with Severus.
"What do you think of Harry if you say as Arrogant as James Anakin Remus Sirius and I will hit you Severus" Jack said.
"I'm reserving judgement and as long as they don't just target Slytherin with their pranks I won't punish them" Severus said.
"Remus overheard that they were planning to prank the whole school after Percy relayed his message" Jack said.
"So expect their marks to be better" Severus finished nodding soon a letter arrived.
"Sectrilis's usual death threat drivel" Jack said scowling slightly.
"Does he always do that?" Severus asked Jack nodded once dinner was over there was a crash.
"Is that James and Lily?" Remus asked Jack looked.
"Yes and down goes Sirius and Tonks quickly followed by Severus and Charity and Mikaela and Curtis" Jack said Harry stared in shock.
"You all alright?" Alicia asked peeking her head around.
"We're fine just with slightly sore backs" James said helping Sirius Curtis and Severus up.
"Mum Dad Uncle Padfoot" Harry said shakily close to fainting.
"Prongslet" Sirius and James said warmly Lily was close to tears soon she hugged her son James following a family once more the crowd smiled Hermione and Neville happy for their new friend after Harry was taught on how to use the marauders map Percy led them away.
"Percy would make a good teacher" Lily said.
"I talked to him and he said he would fake an argument to escape Molly" Remus said.
"Let's send her the portrait of Sirius's mother" James said.
"If we can get her off the wall" Sirius said.
"I want to have a talk with her about her parenting sure it's a good way to punish them but Howlers in the great hall during breakfast is just utter humiliation" Lily said.
"Hey Remus didn't you promise to bring Ginny to Hogwarts to show her around once a month" Jack said Remus nodded.
"I'll do that and persuade Arthur to join our team" Remus said it would make sure his family is better off and prevent Molly from corrupting Ginny.
"What about the stone has it been replaced with a fake?" Jack asked Remus nodded.
"Albus set it up with traps a first year with enough research could get past easily I sent the real one back to Nicholas" He replied.
"It was a test for Harry and a trap for Voldemort what was that Manipulative old goat thinking?" Severus growled walking towards them.
"I know how it is a trap for Voldemort look at Quirrel" Jack said pointing at Quirrel on the back of his head was the name Tom Marvalo Riddle Severus cursed.
"That infuriating old man" he growled.
"I'll have two troops follow him if he makes any attempt at the fake stone we'll go after him and kill him" Jack said.
"General in his office with him look" Shadow said he looked up and growled because the name John Moriaty was talking to Qurriel.
"Right Obi-wan you join them in following him I'm going to confront Sectrilis" Jack snarled and on Halloween while the clones and jedi fought a troll and Remus Tonks Sirius James Lily and Arthur were searching for wayward students Jack and Severus were on the third floor Severus was many people's favourite teacher but Ronald Weasley Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan disrupted every class and tried to sabotage everyone's potions Severus was threatening to expel them because messing with potions was completely and utterly dangerous the three of them were known as the Malfoy Crabbe and Goyle wannabes Arthur had threatened to ground Ron from flying for the rest of his life.
"Snape Holmes" Quirrel spat Jack pointed his Lightsabre at the man's throat.
"Tom" he spat at the back of the head.
"Severus you traitor" Voldemort spat as the dog awoke Severus tried to fight it while Jack kept an eye on Quirrel moments later Quirrel fled from the room and Jack helped Severus out of the room.
"After we check on the others I'm taking you to the hospital wing and slicing off your dark mark" Jack said Severus nodded they found the troll dead in a bathroom knocked out by Neville and shot by Shadow.
"Exlain yourselves boys" Severus said Harry told them what happened after Charms about how Ron Dean and Seamus were insulting Hermione and calling her a nightmare and that she was a mudblood who had no friends.
"You to will get 15 points to Gryffindor each for defending another student and don't worry those three will receive their punishments" Jack said.
"What do you want Dad?" Ron asked as the terrible trio entered the office.
"You are grounded from flying for life Ronald" Arthur said glaring at his son.
"What you can't do that how can I upstage Potter and become the best Qudditch Player if I'm not allowed to fly" Ron declared.
"YOUR ACTIONS AFTER CHARMS NEARLY COST THREE STUDENTS THEIR LIVES!" Arthur yelled.
"She deserved it the only Muggleborn allowed into Howarts should be Dean the rest of the mudbloods should be thrown out they don't belong in this world" Ron said Pompously.
"THAT IS 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR EACH AND YOU THREE WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE YEAR IN DETENTION WITH PROFESSOR SNAPE AND RON YOU ARE CONFINED TO YOUR ROOM FOR THE SUMMER!" Arthur yelled.
"Mum will hear about this" Ron declared leaving with the terrible trio.
"Arthur take Ginny and the stuff everyone left at home except Ronald and move to Sirius's" Jack said in their breaks Sirius Remus James and Lily and had been cleaning Sirius's house Jack had sent the picture of Missus Black to Molly Weasley according to Sirius until he went to Hogwarts his mother was the right sort of mother not to harsh and not to gentle Arthur nodded and left a month later Molly sent a howler to Harry which Jack burnt the words YOU SHOULD BE FRIENDS WITH RONALD NOT A MUDBLOOD rang in the hall for a second.
"One I will never be friends with Ron again Two She has no right to tell me what to do she is not my mother" Harry said to the assembled hall Ron glared.
In June Quirrel and Sectrilis made their move Harry Hermione and Neville followed him while Harry was confronting Quirrel Jack came out of the shadows.
"Here's Johnny" he said grabbing Sectrilis and threw him in the mirror breaking it Quirrel was killed by the protection around Harry who fell unconscious and Voldemort fled with Sectrilis when Albus arrived.
"You meddling old coot" Jack growled angrily in his office.
"What are you talking about?" Albus asked.
"You're lucky the real stone wasn't here otherwise they would have killed Harry and ran off with it" Jack snarled they were also lucky that Jack was in the shadows at the time as well.
"What do you mean wasn't here?" Albus asked.
"You stole the real stone put protections a first year could have gone past around it in an attempt to test Harry Remus replaced it with a fake one at the start of the year" Jack snarled.
"If my baby dies you will wish you were never born Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore" Lily snarled wand pointed at the old man who paled.
"Think before you act Albus your actions could have cost three first years their lives" Jack snarled.
"Jack the terrible trio tried following them and are now in our office" Anakin said entering.
"Shit just what I fucking need take 100 points each and put them in detention for the whole of next year" Jack growled.
In Diagon Ally in August Jack spotted Tom Riddles Diary be placed with Ginny's stuff by Lucius Malfoy and destroyed it and interrogated Malfoy he was arrested and Cornelius was fired for taking bribes it also resulted in several death eaters and corrupt people to be arrested the only eventful thing that happened in the year was James nearly killing Gilderoy Lockhart for trying to obliviate his son which resulted in Lockhart joining the corrupt in Azkaban and the terrible trio again trying to upstage the golden trio and spent the whole year in Hospital resulting in them failing the year but they managed to get through to third because Molly screamed at Albus for a whole 24 hours and she also sent Harry another Howler about his choice of friends Lily than had a yelling match with Molly and the terrible trio were resorted in Slytherin Jack foresaw that Sectrilis would bring Voldemort back when he does war would follow.
"Jack" a toad like woman said flooing in.
"Umbrudge" Jack said coldly.
"It has come to my attention that you have a werewolf in your employ I think it would be best if you fire him" Umbridge said.
"No during full moons he is off the grounds or locked in his room with Wolfsbane in his system on the other days he would never hurt a fly" Jack said casually.
"As Minister I demand you fire the wolf" Umbridge said.
"The Ministry knows to leave me my friends and my choices alone and you are not Minister" Jack said throwing her into the floo which deposited her straight into a cell in Azkaban for accepting bribes and bribery all in all a usual year of protecting Hogwarts.
Jack: Chapter one is over as you can see chamber of secrets did not happen and every free death eater and death eater sympathizer is locked up in Azkaban Barty Crouch Junior and Barty Crouch Senior included.
Obi-wan: Let me guess the Ministry won't fall this time around.
Jack: No it won't.
Anakin: right until next time Readers Rate and review please.