Disclaimer: Can't I have Natsume? No? Dang it. I own nothing.
Title: Mind Games & Conclusion Jumping
Dedication: This is to Jai, she's one of the sweetest girls I've ever met. There's more I'm coming up for you Jai. One drabble isn't enough. ;)
Drabble One: Cheaters & Money Bags
"I hate you!"
"Not my fault you're so lousy."
"If anybody's lousy, it's you!"
"I'm not the one who cheated, Polka."
"Excuse me?"
"You're excused."
"You're infuriating."
"Maybe you're just difficult."
"Puh-lease. Says you."
"Yes I do."
"If you two can't stop bickering over who cheated on whom, I'll shoot you both with my canon."
"Yeah! Listen to her!"
"I have a name."
"..."
BAKA!
"We've been going out for a year now. At least I'm over that cartoon character."
"You two wouldn't be fighting if someone didn't cheat!"
"For the last time, I didn't cheat, Polka."
"You so did! I bet someone saw you do it red-handed."
"No one saw me cheating."
"HA!"
"What?"
"So you do admit it! You cheated!"
"I never said I did. I pointed out that I didn't cheat and no one saw me cheat."
"Then how the hell did you get such a high score!"
"I was on the triple word score."
"So? No one in the world knows what the hell 'Muzjiks' is."
"As a matter of fact, I do. It's a noun and means Russian peasant."
"Where would you learn this anyway? Narumi-sensei doesn't teach us this!"
"You were sleeping, baka."
"..."
"See? I didn't cheat. Don't jump to conclusions so fast."
"Whatever."
"I'll beat your ass at something else!"
"Really now?"
"Yeah! We're playing Monopoly next!"
"I call the battleship!"
"Calm down or I'll shoot you again."
"How about I let you be the bag of mo-"
BAKA!
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A/N: Thanks to all who participated in the NatsumeSeries Contest.
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