Revenge: Best Served with Eggs and Lemon

by Rose Kelvin

The story of Ella Wise and Willow Tein Lemontine at Hogwarts, and the choas that, as usual, ensues. Extremely AU, most characters OOC, rated for swearing and violence. If you read, you review, simple enough. xDD ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE

1. Authors Notes: Don't skip over

AUTHORS NOTES

Okay, I'd normally skip these notes too, but seriously

HEY DOWN HERE LOOK HERE!! HELLO!!
YOU WON'T GET THE STORY UNLESS YOU READ THIS BIT HERE!!!

Did I get your attention?

Alright, so, this is a VERY alternate universal (AU) story.

In this wonderful AU of mine, Voldemort isn't after Harry Potter, he's after Willow Tien Lemontine and Ella Wise. You see my Voldemort never did find Lily and James at Godricks hollow, on a count of the lucky fact that Wormtail had gotten the address wrong.

If you have read my other fan fiction, The Doctor Down Under, you may recognize Ella and Willow, well this Ella and this Willow are Ella and Willows equally evil counterparts in my wonderfully awesome AU.

Alright, making sense? Probably not, but all you really need to know is that

AU Harry Potter is incredibly Emo, because that's fun to write

AU Ron Weasley is incredibly stupid, also fun to write.

AU Hermione Granger is incredibly annoying, also fun to write. (don't get me wrong, JRK's Hermione Granger is awesome, my Hermione Granger just happens to be annoying)

AU Dumbledore is slightly more insane… just because

AU Voldemort is far more… shall we say comically evil. He wants to be evil evil, he tries to be evil evil, but it comes off funny.

In my AU Universe…

Sirius Black was never thrown in Azkaban, he became the Flying Teacher and Quidditch Referee at Hogwarts.

James Potter and Lily Potter were never murdered (YAY) Lily went on to become Head of the Department of Magical Law and Enforcement at the Ministry of Magic, and James, the DADA Professor at Hogwarts.

Remus Lupin's story goes along almost the same, he became the Ancient Runes Professor in Harry's 3rd year and didn't leave the post.

Peter Pettigrew still joined Voldemort out of fear (Say hello to Voldemorts wacky sidekick –ba doom doom chi!-)

Severus Snape is still in love with Lily, hates James and pretty much everyone at Hogwarts, and teaches Potions, also not leaving the post.

All other characters, places, names and anything else you recognize in this fanfiction belong to JRK. I don't claim to own anything other than Ella, Willow, my awesome Alternate Universe and the certain personality traits and story lines of the characters mentioned above.

GIANT GREEN WOMBAT

Sorry, I felt I was getting a bit to serious there.

Okay, so enjoy the story, and Read and Review

XDD
~ LilyRose XD